Supermarket Grump Extraordinaire Update!

[BigFish]

That freakin' non-english speaking moron that collects the carts at my supermarket is still working there.....and he is still shoving carts across the lot!!!!!! See what good it does to say something to management!

[Raven]

Originally Posted by BigFish

That freakin' non-english speaking moron that collects the carts at my supermarket is still working there.....and he is still shoving carts across the lot!!!!!! See what good it does to say something to management!

you call the better business bureau and lodge a complaint.

["uffah!!"]

You can always stick a Grenade in his shorts!!!Just make sure hes not near your vehicle!

[BigFish]

Can't be bothered Raven...it just falls on deaf ears across the board!

[Raven]

if you cant be bothered....

then picture this....

way up in the mountains ...a most calm and tranquil setting.

a pond that has very beautiful and natural surroundings.

the water is smooth as glass like a mirror reflecting

all of nature's handiwork .....which is how calm you are

and nothing can ripple your waters....

[Swimmer]

Tell us what you really think of him Larry, and dont hold back this time!

[Swimmer]

Is it the stop and steal on rte. 123 in Abington or in your new town?

[BigFish]

Norwell...on Rt. 53.

[sok]

Same idea as Raven....just a little different.

In case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique
recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that
it really works...

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,"
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.
6. Bubbles slowly float to the surface creating a gentle gurgling
sound.
7. The water is crystal clear.
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8. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding
underwater.

[Raven]

accept for number 8

i like snappin bones myself...
heh heh heh....

they call it meditation lol

did you know that within
a real gurgling stream is every musical note?
natures true music....

and this is totally true ok..something i love to do.

one of my pure delights is hiding in the bushes
beside a lake when it still has a misty fog on it....
when i see a young couple out for a canoe ride..

and then i put my hands together in conk shell fasion
and do a loon imitation that's so realistic that they go
nuts lookin for it....and i simply love watchin their reaction.

[BigFish]

I like hiding in the bushes and doing something similar except I fart as loud as I can making folks go nuts looking for the flatulant moose with the muddy arse!

[Swimmer]

Sent two cruisers to the local stop and steal on rte. 18 in Whitman yesterday. They came back with a guy that had $1200.00 plus in shopping cart he tried to steal. Guy had two warrants for the same thing. One warrant was for trying to shoplift $1277.00 of goods and the other was for a paltry $975.00(must have been a bad day) worth of goods. Every time we go shopping we have to pay for all of the chit. He stopped working regukar years ago. Now just visits markets all over stealing them blind. I hope he is enjoying his weekend at Plymouth Cty. H. of C.

[BigFish]

Too bad he will be back out tomorrow Frank....doing it all over again! They should cut his hands off....like the old days!

[bluzjamer]

Hey just go to Wally World, soon to be known as LaBamba World.
Go to any shore fishing hot spot and see all the foreigners taking shorts.
Been a long time since I grilled some striper.

[spence]

Originally Posted by bluzjamer

Go to any shore fishing hot spot and see all the foreigners taking shorts.

I've seen plenty of Americans poach as well.

Just last Friday watched a big old hairy white guy fillet what looked to be a 12" blackfish on the rocks at Fogland beach. He appeared to be a bit drunk and was quite suprised he didn't notice I had walked up behind him

Next blackfish, out comes the tape measure..."19 inches" he shouted out. Remarks how he didn't notice I was there, then how he was going to leave because he "had his limit"...

-spence

[bluzjamer]

Ok am not going to say this is OK, but some old farts can't afford to go home empty time after time. If he was filleting the fish it was because he was going to eat it. I hate having to buy all my fish at the super stop & steal. Been a long time between keepers, but I play by the rules. Some of the foreign variety well they just want to clean out the whole area. I've seen them fill trash cans with herring, net baby stripers and toss them in a big pot cooking right on site, toss dozens of shorts right into a plastic baf and have their girlfriends make repeated trips to the car cooler. See thats the difference the old fart he was embarrassed, he just wanted some fish to eat and left. The others, well they'll stay until they see you call DEM. They will wipe out everything if left alone. Just another $.02 I had to spare.