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10-28-2015, 02:45 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
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Coffee
I service a large DD franchisee and when I am doing small jobs for them I am honestly taken aback by how people take coffee. It's GD ridiculous. What happened to drinking actual effing coffee? Never mind this caramel chocolate swirl french vanilla extra extra BS. Makes me sick hearing grown men order this crap.
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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10-28-2015, 02:57 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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The other day I tried to order my usual, a half-soy/half sheep milk carmel mochiato with unrefined Jamaican beet sugar and organic conflict-free Madagascar cinnamon.
And the carmel wasn't even sourced from my town and infused with hip swaddle.
Blasphemy.
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10-28-2015, 05:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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Real (insert whatever demographic you want) drink real coffee!
Not any lame-a$$, limp-d*ck, wishy-washy, "my gf made me buy it" crap!
I like plain coffee with cream and sugar....THAT'S ALL!!!
(OK, I'll allow for the flavored creamer crowd with hazelnut and French vanilla, but that's only because they've been around for quite some time already.)
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I am a legend in my own mind! 
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10-28-2015, 06:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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for me, it's medium roast whole beans freshly ground and put into the French press. Let it steep for 20 minutes and then drink it black.
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10-29-2015, 04:41 AM
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User
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Cape Cod
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At the gas station, black with a pinch of sugar,,,, puts hair on ya chest  |
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10-29-2015, 07:32 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Good ol' Navy coffee (comes in a gallon size generic metal tin), must be hot, black and thick enough to stick to a spoon.  |
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10-29-2015, 08:28 AM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Right on cool beans, that and a cigarette is a 'navy breath mint'
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10-29-2015, 09:28 AM
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President - S-B Chapter - Kelly Clarkson Fan Club
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Rowley
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don't forget pumpkin spice!!
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10-29-2015, 10:06 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishsmith
Right on cool beans, that and a cigarette is a 'navy breath mint'
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Or a packet of instant coffee eaten as you freeze your a$$ off in a swamp in the night. |
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10-29-2015, 07:13 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
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Black I don't care where it comes from.
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10-29-2015, 07:14 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spence
The other day I tried to order my usual, a half-soy/half sheep milk carmel mochiato with unrefined Jamaican beet sugar and organic conflict-free Madagascar cinnamon.
And the carmel wasn't even sourced from my town and infused with hip swaddle.
Blasphemy.
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That is a hot caffeinated beverage. Not coffee
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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10-29-2015, 10:28 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Black with a couple of splendas
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10-30-2015, 02:29 AM
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I Had A BLAST!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: I'm from Manhattan, Live in CT., but my heart is in SoCo!
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Mostly black, but I'll put cream in it sometimes. No sugar!
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10-30-2015, 12:10 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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Like my coffee like i like my women: dark and bitter 😈
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10-30-2015, 05:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cranberry Coast Gateway 2 Cape Cod
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Hot Black and STRONG like my X wife
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10-30-2015, 06:34 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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Moca flavored Ice Coffee
Cream but no sugar....
we've Drank so much of it in the last 90
days utilizing it as substitute Jet Fuel
that now we have to go cold turkey
and get back to just 1 cup hot to start the day
going back to healthier herbal teas instead.
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10-30-2015, 08:57 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrowingTimber
Like my coffee like i like my women: dark and bitter 😈
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My daughter always says she likes her coffee like she likes her men.....Dark and Rich
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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10-31-2015, 03:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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if your a coffee pro?
do you grind whole beans
or buy pre ground from DD's
pre grind @ the grocery store
or go to Starbucks with a laptop?
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10-31-2015, 06:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
do you grind whole beans
or buy pre ground from DD's
pre grind @ the grocery store
or go to Starbucks with a laptop?
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I am not a pro but I grind at home 2 minutes before I make my coffee. I also keep my beans in a sealed air tight container to keep them fresh.
Makes a difference.
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11-01-2015, 05:01 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Maxwell House instant...............thats right......friggin instant!!!!! Got a problem with that???!!!! With milk no sugar...very, very, veeeeeery light!!!! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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11-01-2015, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MA/RI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigFish
Maxwell House instant...............thats right......friggin instant!!!!! Got a problem with that???!!!! With milk no sugar...very, very, veeeeeery light!!!! |
No problem with instant but that very light is equivalent to a heated baba.
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