The Longest Thread in History

[Jenn]

not as alive as it used to be though!!! HA!HA!

ahhh....the good ole days when a bunch of wackos would sit around typing a whole bunch of nothingness!!!

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WHACKOS???

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I 'VE BEEN PUTTING SALT IN MY BATH WATER .......

OH HOW I MISS THE EAST COAST....

[redcrbbr]

gilly, when you gonna be back? gotta feeling this is gonna be a smoker fall!!! CAN YOU FEEL IT!!!!!

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I can't feel anything from here red....I can only smell the heat coming from the GM plant next door.


....Stuck out here for another week and a half... watching fishing shows on TV....


....send me a PM and let me know what I've been missing

[JohnR]

GP - Look on the bright side, you may the most western migration of the bLoOcRaB ....

Sorry dude...

[Katie]

saturday-TODAY

Jenn and her husband Bruce are comin over and spendin a night fishing.....Lets see


Waiters
bait
sinkers
hooks poles
lantern
flashlight
light sticks

anything i am forgetting???????

[Jenn]

anything i am forgetting???????

uh...yep........you forgot my pillow and my binky..... got halway home and we had to uh...stop at wendy's parking lot to crash for a few......got home and slept half the day away... ....but it was well worth it!!!

I 'VE BEEN PUTTING SALT IN MY BATH WATER .......

ah....yes...whackos.....crazies, nutcases.......and youre part of all this.....

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I'm not part of anything Jenn...


I'm the "Saint" of the group!!!


....Ok, Ohio SUX!!!! particularly the town I'm stuck in....I've been to many restaurants..(as well as some other places I won't mention ).....and I've been asking around as to what they do for enjoyment.


They ask me where I'm from.....~I tell them~....they then frown and say that I've come to the most boring place in the U.S.A....in comparison to my area

wrong answer!!!!

I've seen people trailering around boats... FOR WHAT??....there's a river in town, very narrow by the way...and I saw someone water ski-ing today ...They couldn't swing the boat around at all, NO ROOM!! ...they were just driving straight ahead...how FUN

they have something called the Oregon District....supposed to be there "Hot Spot"... WHAT A JOKE!!!

OK...gotta go, I'm out of Coronas.... my entertainment for the last two weeks

[Jenn]

I'm not part of anything Jenn...

SAINT???????? yeah..RIGHT!!!!!

, I'm out of Coronas.... my entertainment for the last two weeks

I hope youre putting plenty of salt in them to keep your levels up!!!

if you want entertainment I will reroute my phone calls to you.... my phone rang 17 times since 3;30 this afternoon......not to mention the outgoing calls I made...... ......I will sit around drinkin coronas and you can take care of all the depressing CRAP going on right now...... I dont wanna be a therapist anymore.......or at least I should be getting paid for it....HA! I am on the puter now because I WANT to tie up the phone line just so my phone doesnt ring AGAIN...... how sad..... please....just let me babble.....my brain is mud....I have had plans this weekend for a while and they got cancelled just the other day......hubby has plans saturday....I am thinking of how nice it would be just to "wander off " to the great sands of the cape....all by myself.........that would be heaven right now.......mebbe....mebbe......

[OX]

BADA

[OX]

BOINK

[OX]

315

[OX]

Oh.....the bandwith!

[redcrbbr]

good to see your still out there kicking OX, doing any fishing???? and as for you brother crab.. welcome back. lets do some fishing and get you back in shape.

[Fishpart]

This thing just won't die. OX, good to see you back.

[MZPIGGY]

A city boy decided to quit the rat race and bought himself a farm, which included a few sows. He wanted to breed the sows, but had no idea how to go about it. His neighbor volunteered his boars for the job, and told the city boy to bring them over in the pickup the next day. In the afternoon when he went to pick them up, the city boy asked how he would be able to tell if the sows were impregnated. He was told to look and see where they were early in the morning. If they were up on the hill, they were pregnant; if they were in the sty, it hadn't worked. The next morning, he leapt from the bed and looked up the hill, but alas the pigs were down in the mud. Grumbling, he loaded them back into the pickup and headed for the neighbors. The following three mornings were just the same; he would leap from the bed, look up the hill, find the pigs down in the mud and have to return them to the neighbors to let the boars have another shot at them. On the fifth morning, he looked up the hill, and there were no pigs. He looked down in the sty; still no pigs. He called to his wife, "Where the hell are the pigs today?" Amid hysterical laughter, she managed to choke out, "They're down in the truck, and the big one is honking the horn!"

[MZPIGGY]

...what about a PIG KISS...for making you smile???

[MZPIGGY]

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."

[MZPIGGY]

Last week, a few miles from here, a Little League team was playing a game one evening. The ball field is adjacent to a large ranch where cattle, swine and poultry are raised. It seems that the game was very close and was coming to an end.

It was the bottom of the ninth inning. The team at bat was one run behind with a runner at second base. The batter was nervous, having a count of three balls and two strikes. The next pitch might decide the game! Just as the pitch was thrown, a large hog broke through the center field fence and ran onto the field.

At this exact moment, the batter managed a direct hit on the incoming pitch and launched the ball into the outfield. The ball headed straight for the boar and finally hit him on the flanks. As the opposing team stared at him, the pig stopped in his tracks, then grabbed the ball in his mouth, swallowed it, and ran back through the fence and disappeared.

The umpire, proving that he was up to the occasion, ruled that the batting team had won, since the hit was ... an inside-the-pork home run.


....ok..ok

[MZPIGGY]

...you're sure to get a chuckle out of this one......




Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night, when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About one hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happened to you?" asked Bill.

"Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad, passionate love to me." said the driver.

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Clinton.

The driver replied, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver and I just killed the pig."

[Goose]

Pigs are only good for one thing...... on the end of jigs!

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An old country farmer with serious financial problems
bought a mule from another old farmer for $100, who
agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
However, the next day he drove up and said,

"Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died."

"Well, then, just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the mule."

"What ya gonna do with a dead mule?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

"Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the two met up and the farmer who
sold the mule asked,

"Whatever happened with that dead mule?"

"I raffled him off just like I said I would. I sold 500
tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

[MountainBreeze]

What a great story AnthonyN wrote on page 2 of this thread.
"WHAT REALLY COUNTS."

Take a well done!

Regards,
Rob

[StarsnStripers]

How many posts on here now? 7,000??

[StarsnStripers]

yea JignPigz were kool for freshwata, bet theyr'e good for stripers 2!

[StarsnStripers]

heres one for all you huntin fans out there (not me)


A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

[StarsnStripers]

and another, for all you mystery fans:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later , Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." '"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and
insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

[hooked]

Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White, and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch.

Hercules says, "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?"

Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."
Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest."

The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."

Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest."

Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who the hell is _______________?"

(fill in the __________ with your buddy that deserves to get some grief.)

[JohnR]

errr, bump