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02-11-2002, 04:09 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
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 ... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-11-2002, 04:12 PM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
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It's all about time..............
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02-11-2002, 04:21 PM
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Here fishy fishy
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Whoville
Posts: 2,266
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As a graduate of RWU I concur with the assessment: Ahhh, I went there to fish and play hockey anyway...
How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND: Two. One to screw it in, and another to admire
the handiwork while complimenting them on their new Abercrombie and Fitch pale blue tee
shirt...sound familliar? Oh yes, aided by the soothing sounds of Dave Matthews Band..**shudder**
VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY: Two--one to call the electrician and one to call daddy to pay the bill.
PRINCETON UNIVERSITY: Two--one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
BROWN UNIVERSITY: Eleven--one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity.
CORNELL UNIVERSITY: Two--The first one will most likely crack under the pressure
THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
COLGATE UNIVERSITY: Three--One to screw in the bulb, and two to hook up while it's dark.
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: Seventy-six-- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.
UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: Five or more--One to change the bulb, one to talk about how Scooby
Doo is from UMass, one to protest the stereotype that it's a party school, and several more to uphold said stereotype.
HARVARD UNIVERSITY: One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing,one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that
controls the wall switch.
KINGSBOROUGH COLLEGE: At least 10 - One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to figure out where it goes.
VASSAR COLLEGE: Eleven--one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.
VILLANOVA UNIVERSITY: Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
UCLA: One, dude.
OBERLIN COLLEGE: Three--one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
STEVENS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY: All the guys--They've been looking to screw something decent ever since they've been here.
HOLY CROSS: Ten--one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too drunk and the other eight to pray that it works.
DUKE UNIVERSITY: A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket.
WILLIAMS COLLEGE: The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do.
TUFTS UNIVERSITY: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how they did it as well as an Ivy League student.
BOSTON UNIVERSITY: Four--one to change the bulb and two to check it's math homework.
CONNECTICUT COLLEGE: None--they are all too drunk to notice.
BOSTON COLLEGE: Seven--one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
BENTLEY: Two--one to screw it in and the other one to stand there and make sure their laptops aren't being stolen while they do it.
SUNY-Geneseo: Two--one to unsrew the broken one, and the other one to run across 10 fields and through the valley to beg for a new one from Farmer Joe.
BATES COLLEGE: None...the maid does it for them.
PACE UNIVERSITY: One, but you will have to wait at least 3 months before maintence comes with the new light bulb.
UNIVERSITY OF SCRANTON: 10, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 9 to lookout the window to make sure the cops aren't coming to break up the lightbulb screwing in party.
ROGER WILLIAMS UNIVERSITY: 6, 1 to hold the funnel, 1 to run the ice luge, 1 to pump the keg, 1 to mix drinks, 1 to screw in the bulb, and 1 administrator to ignore everything.
HUNTER COLLEGE: 3, one to scrape the asbestos off the ceiling, one resident to complain about the
dorms in general, and a nonresident to complain about their rent and wish they were in the dorms.
(Although it may be hard for them all to fit in the same room.)
FORDHAM UNIVERSITY- are you kidding me?? Riots knocked out our electricity...
MARIST COLLEGE.......it only takes one because the students at Marist are pros at SCREWING!!!!!
SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY ..........it takes NONE because the students at SU can justcall FIX-IT! (3-3948) on their cell phones and then call daddy to complain about it.
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02-11-2002, 05:13 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 604
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Hey Mo !!
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02-11-2002, 05:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: ma
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you guys are slackin off here  |
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02-11-2002, 05:52 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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our last cod try
Anyone have any pics from our last cod trip ?
I think I seen some green faces on that trip lets see the pics
We have all had green trips right ?
One time I was on a boat when they took out the bait that was real bad 3 guys lost there lunch.
let's get the cod trip going !!
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02-11-2002, 05:55 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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the ball
looks like I have the ball....
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02-11-2002, 05:57 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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What came first the Herring or the Striper ?
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02-11-2002, 06:02 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 604
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Got Bait ?
Last edited by JohnR; 02-19-2002 at 09:47 AM..
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02-11-2002, 06:07 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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There are some baby blues in there with the herring
yes the baby blues will draw blood I know !!
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02-11-2002, 06:19 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 604
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I must be nuts I fished last sat at south cape beach.
I used a white poper for about 15 min then put on some macks for about 1/2 hour no fish.
It was good just to cast a rod !!!
2 or 3 months and we will be back on the water !!
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02-11-2002, 06:23 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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Are we close to a new page ?
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02-11-2002, 06:29 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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Giant Iceberg Breaks Free in Antarctica
An iceberg more than twice the size of Manhattan broke free from an Antarctic glacier this week, adding to the already high number of giant icebergs in southern waters. Details on CNN.com
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 06:32 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
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the water temp at buzzards bay tower right now is 40.6 degrees. it has dropped .2 degrees since this time yesterday. burrrr
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 06:35 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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not sure if everyone here has seen this page yet.
http://www.fieler.com/terror |
redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 06:45 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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this is a good page for kids or even if you are a kid at heart.
http://www.permadi.com/java/spaint/spaint.html |
redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 06:46 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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i have eels in my hovercraft!!!!!!
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 06:48 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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now i'm beginning to understand. i don't even talk to myself this much when i'm fishing on the beach at 2am.
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 06:50 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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it is ok to talk to yourself right??? i mean i was always told it's ok as long as you don't talk back to yourself when your talking to yourself!!!!
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 06:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,716
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Whats up red,long day?
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02-11-2002, 06:52 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 604
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no one here but us micro chips.
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02-11-2002, 06:54 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,716
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What do you think about the icon? Is it cold out there?
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02-11-2002, 06:56 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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I hope that icebergs not on it's way here !!!
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02-11-2002, 07:06 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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anyone know where this is ?
Last edited by JohnR; 02-19-2002 at 09:48 AM..
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02-11-2002, 07:08 PM
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Scomber scombrus
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Quincy Ma.
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Blo how am I doing ?
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02-11-2002, 07:27 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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lemme guess...melville
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 08:04 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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Striper1 - sometimes you feel like a NUT, sometimes you don't.... Lessee here, I see Long Island and Rainsford but I can't make it that rip that develops between the two...
Betcha also seem some rocks at, err, Half-Tide?
Bloooo - Isn't that Lice Killer?
Red - one too many turns on the peace pipe ?  |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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02-11-2002, 08:15 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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ok here it comes... remember i used to work on a commercial fishing boat so i'd say this was one of the cleaner jokes i can remember from those days...
***** edited by JR *****
Aww Dang Red - sorry but I had to pull that one... My wife sees that, she'd smack me for it (it was sorta humorous in a sick & nasty sorta way)...
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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02-11-2002, 09:00 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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by the looks of that picture, you could fish right out of the passengers side window!!!.......
...thats troulbe.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz
those seats recline!!.....  |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-11-2002, 09:02 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
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 ......awwwwww John......I didn't get to read it...I was putting up the last post, before I read it......
......but I understand!!!......the LAW is the LAW.....  |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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