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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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01-05-2009, 04:42 PM
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Location: North Cambridge, MA
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my old man used the bb gun method. I 2nd its effectiveness.
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01-05-2009, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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scent trick
get a funnel
put in empty gallon jug
pee in it til full
establish a border
ie territory
yours
with your own urine
works every time
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01-05-2009, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Easton, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
get a funnel
put in empty gallon jug
pee in it til full
establish a border
ie territory
yours
with your own urine
works every time
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I think it would be easier and more effective to just piss on the dogs head and send it home with a bag of their own crap tied to their collar. Why ruin a perfectly good beer drinking apparatus on a mutt? |
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01-05-2009, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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agreed
that is actually a warm weather method/solution
as dogs can categorize 500 different scents...
it is there language....
it is our only way to speak dog
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12-08-2008, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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Maybe toss some meat scraps and doggie treats on HIS lawn, that way HIS dog and every other carnivore in the area will make a b-line for the treats.
Or (if it were possible) get canine estrus (dog in heat) lure and spray the dog. That will drive every male in town to his doorstop, and whether his dog is female or not, they'll all try to mount him/here.
"It's a doggy tow-truck!"
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12-08-2008, 11:49 PM
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Hardcore Equipment Tester
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Abington, MA
Posts: 6,234
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When the dog comes in the yard to do the business, feed him, entice him into the garage. If he has a collar with tags remove it. Now call animal control, report that the dog was in your yard, no tags and you don't know who owns it. Let them take the dog away.
YOu could always feed it some boneless buffalo wings...  |
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