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Old 12-06-2012, 06:22 PM   #31
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Wanna kill a good date?? Talk too much about your "X"!!! My advice is enjoy your date, discuss your situation with your "X" as little as possible. Do not dwell on it. Good luck Cappa and enjoy!
This is really good advice
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Old 12-06-2012, 06:48 PM   #32
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YOU'RE LIKE THIS BIG #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BEAR WITH THESE BIG FREAKIN CLAWS AND SHES JUST THIS LITTLE BUNNY MAN AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TEAR APART THE BUNNY CUZ YOUR CLAWS ARE SO #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BIG

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Old 12-06-2012, 07:03 PM   #33
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20$ says she's a tranny....


j/k that is jealousy talking! good luck!

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Old 12-06-2012, 07:07 PM   #34
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Dont ask master baiters for advice.
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Does your incessant whining make you feel better? How about you just shut the hell up and suck it up? It's a fishing forum , so please just stop.
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:13 PM   #35
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Definitely honesty is best up front but don't dwell. Lay all your cards on the table. I did with my wife Angie....right up front I told her what was what.......12 years later we are still together....married the last 5 years!! Best of luck John!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:38 PM   #36
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Paul your wife have an account here?

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Old 12-06-2012, 08:15 PM   #37
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I figured you guys would have fun with this thread!! I feel like a 20 something again. I'll post pics later!
Taking pics might not say the right thing. Just saying.
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:17 PM   #38
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Definitely honesty is best up front but don't dwell. Lay all your cards on the table. I did with my wife Angie....right up front I told her what was what.......12 years later we are still together....married the last 5 years!! Best of luck John!
There may have been too much honesty this morning .
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:56 PM   #39
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need someone to tag along and look like a complete ass so you look better.. If so I got Bassmaster's number.

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Old 12-06-2012, 08:59 PM   #40
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[QUOTE=nightfighter;973007]Much more fun to make them wait, leading them on just a little.... Drives crazy

Girls these days will go through there phone at 1am looking for a booty call if they didn't get any
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:02 PM   #41
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Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:04 PM   #42
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20$ says she's a tranny....


j/k that is jealousy talking! good luck!
Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:43 PM   #43
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I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:48 PM   #44
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:00 PM   #45
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And not bowlegged!
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:04 PM   #46
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Someone delete this thread. If this crap is going through his head while he's on his date (which it will) it could be disastrous for him.
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:19 PM   #47
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Whats your take on the Dirty Sanchez or the Rusty Trombone

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Old 12-06-2012, 10:34 PM   #48
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If the bay runs red... Fish the mud hole instead.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:01 PM   #49
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:03 PM   #50
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I figured you guys would have fun with this thread!! I feel like a 20 something again. I'll post pics later!
Hey I know we just met but..... Pose for me.
Not good first date etiquette..lol
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:05 PM   #51
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Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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You got ten fingers and only one @&*#...you can afford to lose a finger.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:49 PM   #52
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Holy #^&#^&#^&#^&, I just realized this was a fishing website.

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Old 12-07-2012, 06:38 AM   #53
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Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:05 AM   #54
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I've been there... this is the best advise anyone could ever give you...good luck..

A good run is better than a bad stand!
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:14 AM   #55
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Might want to rub one out before you go so you don't have a premature "accident"
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:27 AM   #56
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speak for yourself....... hermaphrodite

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Old 12-07-2012, 09:02 AM   #57
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Dude, are you on FB? You would've had a date a long time ago if you were. What do you think I'm doing on there every single minute of the day for? lol

Good luck man. Just be yourself and try to make her comfortable in her own skin...
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:04 AM   #58
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Much more fun to make them wait, leading them on just a little.... Drives crazy

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This is all so true, so very true...
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:06 AM   #59
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This is how you get it done....

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Old 12-07-2012, 09:27 AM   #60
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Freakin priceless guys!! I'm laugh my arse off this morning going through some of these ridiculous and hilarious comments. This should be a pretty tame evening by most of your standards!! Thanks guys!!!!
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