The only advice I can offer is to try this. It didn't work for the guy on Seinfeld, but I've had lots of success with this move.
Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
sometime you have to go to extreme lengths. I just destroyed a girl with this...
A piece by Rob Bartolini. "I win"
A simple "like" on a comment
A sincere friend request ensued
A beautiful girl from my hometown
This was all that I knew.
I threw the first punch
You were quick to strike back
With humor, high-intellect, good looks...
I was thrilled to be under your attack.
A battle was born and you would not back down
You stood your ground, you knew I'd come around
...This beautiful, spicey girl from my hometown.
You did not have me at hello
But you do hold all of the world within
Two simple words spoken, they locked me in
And you repeated to speak them confidently, "I win."
And later on that night as I struggled to sleep
I know you were resting comfortably in your bed with a smile on your face,
knowing that the war you had been invited to, was the same war that you had already won
MC ..... no worries , she be on you in a hot beat ................they want it more than ever & they arn,t afraid to go for it ;;
I miss my wife everyday / married 36 years ....so I was scared #^&#^&#^&#^& to even think about it .add that I had prostate cancer & they took all the good stuff ;;
But every woman but one ...that I,ve dated &&&&&& there has been a few >>>>>>> are SOOOOOOOOOOO fu ckin horny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its too easy ><><><>,
Well, I opted for the gym instead of flogging the dolphin. At this point I'd probably want to fall asleep after a flogging and at least the gym has some other benefits. I won't be kissing and telling but I'll post a general summary later. And don't worry I won't be posting every time I have a date. I just figured being the first in a long time would entertain some of you sick F&*%^cks!! Some classic comments here for sure and in some sick way you guys will be on this encounter with me. Well, here goes nothing..........................
Every divorced guy I know loves yahoo personals, because 90 % of them are in the same boat as you, they just want to go out for dinner , get laid and go home. Thats it no relationships because they already had one.
Match >com & Plenty of Fish .......... ya can be anthing ya want to be on line .... && when you meet her .if you have been telling the truth ,,,photo, job, actions , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU PASSED.
They want the same thing .....
Heard it everytime ... #$%^&*( 77 du78uiskj ,o ..... Wow . you really are like you are on line ..... every other word really is #^&#^&#^&#^& .
&&&& you are nuts ..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My place or yours or the car ><><<><
Alright you sick bunch of pervs I'm back home from an absolute wonderful evening. She's a really pretty south shore Irish girl and somehow this half italian/portuguese slug hit it off with her. Very classy lady. I broke the ice nicely by pouring oyster juice all down the front of my shirt on the 3rd oyster in. She got a good long laugh out of that! We took in a couple of bands in the area and I drove her back to her car. After that well let's just say there's going to be another date. Did I mention she's really pretty? I'm a sucker for petite blondes! Sorry old habits are hard to break!! Anyways one of the places we were at a woman came up to us and said that she looked exactly like Monica Potter of the show Parenthood. We googled her and she is a dead on ringer. Not too shabby! I'm very happy to come out of the gate with a nice date like that. Feeling good about myself and ready for the next chapter. Thanks for making me laugh here guys, it's helped a lot!!
I'll give you mine for an evening, comes with both chest or head mount harnesses and Wi-fi. You can upload real-time to sb.com if you are in a hotspot, ooops that is wi-fi hotspot
Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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