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02-24-2003, 09:51 AM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,550
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will
have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The
old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last
request, Dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly.
Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe. "But I thought you hated
Joe," she said. With his last breath he said "I do!"
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Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by
this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm
certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell
you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you
know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" he
man anxiously says, "Yes." Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
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02-25-2003, 12:09 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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.....guess what's wight awound the cowner....  |
 ... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-25-2003, 03:26 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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...OK...
I finally had a little time to goof around with my new toy -
...keep checking, hopefully they'll get better .. .  |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-25-2003, 08:05 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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Bloo-
That'll be me in 20 years.  |
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02-25-2003, 08:28 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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...wEEwEE
...make sure and stay away from those 'bucket' beach chairs..... 
...."I've sunk-in and I can't get up!" |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-25-2003, 12:26 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Very Cool 
So was it harder or easier?
And other than Telle Savalas, is it supposed to be someone in particular  ? |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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02-25-2003, 12:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
Posts: 5,366
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02-25-2003, 03:40 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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...no one in particular - although Chet come to mind
..and YES, it's definately easier than a mouse.
Thanx Millions!!! |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-25-2003, 06:01 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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Nice Bloocrab, good to see you playing with your new toy
How about that picture we talked about a few months back? can ya do anything like that? Remember? |
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02-28-2003, 07:54 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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03-02-2003, 07:10 AM
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Fishing Chauffeur
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: raynham mass
Posts: 2,227
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tell me this dont !@#$
Mar 02 Heavy Rain 41°/21° 100 %
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Mar 03 Sunny / Wind 26°/8° 0 %
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Mar 04 Few Snow Showers 35°/32° 30 %
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Mar 05 Rain / Snow 42°/15° 70 %
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Mar 06 Partly Cloudy 34°/22° 0 %
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Mar 07 Mostly Cloudy 44°/28° 20 %
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Mar 08 Rain / Snow 40°/22° 40 %
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Mar 09 Snow Shower 40°/19° 20 %
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Mar 10 Scattered Snow Showers 36°/21° 30 %
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Mar 11 Rain / Snow
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03-02-2003, 08:06 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
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with all those temps mixed with rain and snow....I wouldnt be worried about having any snow left......
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03-03-2003, 10:39 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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... 03-03-03
....weird writing today's date, huh? |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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03-03-2003, 12:28 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
Posts: 5,366
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SPOOOOOKY...we were JUST talking about that at work!  |
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03-07-2003, 12:38 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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...it's getting closer.... 
Last edited by Karl F; 02-05-2006 at 10:13 PM..
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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03-15-2003, 05:48 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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...just finished doing mine
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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03-16-2003, 08:34 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
Posts: 5,366
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ours were done the end of jan.....lookin for that nice return...oops.sorry...did I say RETURN????? I meant we had to pay! silly me.... |
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03-24-2003, 09:58 PM
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Rocket Launcher
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: cape cod canal
Posts: 322
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Just adding length
ANd we will win this thing
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Two Changes and It's Legal 
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04-01-2003, 08:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: tewksbury, MA
Posts: 30
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This thread is as long as this winter has been!!!
More snow today and maybe more tomorrow....  |
....Just a few more casts!
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04-18-2003, 10:35 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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Happy Easter Looneys!!!! |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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04-18-2003, 11:18 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Andover, CT
Posts: 839
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HEY!
What's goin' on in here???  |
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04-18-2003, 01:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Pembroke, MA
Posts: 123
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Just doing my bit to contribute.
MWM looking to rip lips with a piggish, some might say slightly hog-like female. Personal hygene not important - lice a plus and the slimier the better. Color not important - I like my hogs with stripes. Really appreciate the kind of girl with a big belly that will puke herring all over my boat! |
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04-23-2003, 08:16 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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team looney
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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04-24-2003, 06:26 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Andover, CT
Posts: 839
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Like Roop... Just doin' my part...
Up to:
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04-24-2003, 06:57 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Won't this thing die? Only an alien could live so long......
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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04-26-2003, 05:18 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Lets keep it going. S-B rules. |
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04-27-2003, 06:45 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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i'll tell ya... after the winter we just survived. I'm glad this site was here. i can actually count the number of times i almost went over the edge on my fingers and a few toes.
just want to thank everyone for keeping the obsesstion alive.
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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04-28-2003, 07:31 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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...climbing the walls over here!!!!!!!
.....here fishy fishy.......  |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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04-28-2003, 08:14 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: SOCO
Posts: 1,995
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Hey Red, was that Eleven times?  |
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04-28-2003, 08:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: SOCO
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