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Old 01-31-2008, 10:55 AM   #31
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"Literally"..."I literally died when he told me..." (no such luck I am thinking)...."he literally almost shot his head %$%$%$%$...."the dog literally jumped about 30 feet in the air".....etc....

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Old 01-31-2008, 12:07 PM   #32
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"It doesn't get any better than this." If that were true, then why not end your life right there? The On the Water tv shows say this phrase ad nauseum.

Oh, the worst is "To tell you the truth." No, please lie to me.

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Old 01-31-2008, 12:41 PM   #33
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:06 PM   #34
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.

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Old 01-31-2008, 04:16 PM   #35
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we get it, the pats are really good... but christ give it a rest already!

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Old 01-31-2008, 04:38 PM   #36
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:39 PM   #37
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Oh, the worst is "To tell you the truth." No, please lie to me.
that is a very good one




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Old 01-31-2008, 06:39 PM   #38
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Let's have a fundraiser

And I really hate people who drop names to make them look important

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Old 01-31-2008, 06:54 PM   #39
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phrases

Say what........like you want to repeat that five minute long story again.

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Old 01-31-2008, 07:09 PM   #40
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And I really hate people who drop names to make them look important
Yea, I always hate it when Bob Kraft does that when he's over for dinner.

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Old 01-31-2008, 09:35 PM   #41
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you know what im sayin you know what im sayin.
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Old 02-01-2008, 01:00 AM   #42
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:28 AM   #43
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"No, I lie"
I really hate it when I catch myself saying it

"... the dog days of summer."
I almost destroyed an old copy of on the water as that phrase was in it probably 20x and it pissed me off everytime I saw it.

No, no, no. we’re 30… 30, three zero.
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:24 AM   #44
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"Yo" I hate "Yo" in any way shape or form yo doesn't belong in a sentence

also I hate it when a women states: "Lets be friends" or " I can't let my husand find out"
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:42 AM   #45
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My first phrase I'm sick of hearing is "another day another dollar" .One of the foremen at my job answers the phone for the service dept and I swear he says this to everyone who calls.I'd like to rip the phone from the wall and beat him Joe Pesci style with it.Second I hear from the woman at the end of any argument "whatever" .Lastly I know it's annoying and I say it before I get the "whatever".It's called "Yeah I'm over it".She gets heated when I say it.There you have it 3 phrases and one I like to use but know it's aggravating.
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Old 02-01-2008, 02:26 PM   #46
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:44 PM   #47
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.

When the moment is right!
LMAO
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:53 PM   #48
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Old 02-01-2008, 04:31 PM   #49
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Old 02-01-2008, 04:53 PM   #50
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Valley girl language

How about whole sentences and whole conversations that you can't understand even the the person is speaking english, born in this country, and never lived anywhere else.

Two 15 to 16 years old female came into the lobby last week. One of them when I ask her what I could help her with went on for five minutes and never ever made a point. She looks at me and ask my opinon about what she do. I asked her to tell me in english as if she were giving a report in school or writing a term paper what she needed. And I was polite, I swear. The two girls looked at each other and the one who talked to me for five minutes said I should not be so rude and walked out. She was talking like "valley girl meets valley girl" to me. I needed a GD interpreter. I think she actually thought she made a valid point and she never did.

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Old 02-01-2008, 08:17 PM   #51
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First, To bad so sad,,,, Just for sh!T$ & giggles, Cry me a river and build me a bridge and get over it, DUDE, next , hey Link ,your an OG
" OLD GANSTER" or" OLD GEEZER " depends on background,,,, Thats HOT,, How much you pay for it? then the comeback OH I could have got it for less should have called me. if I hear one of these sayings within the next 24 hours ,I gonna take you out like the TRASH.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:20 PM   #52
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Not a saying or phrase but the word I hate most is "scenario".

Don't ask me why but when I hear it I want to puke.
MUST BE a Cape word

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Old 02-01-2008, 09:46 PM   #53
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"It is what it is!!!"
It is???
Then tell me what the hell is it???
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Old 02-02-2008, 08:28 AM   #54
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.

When the moment is right!

oh I didnt know commercials were fair game...

In that case let me add...."have a happy period"

This is impossible.

Simplify.......
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:36 PM   #55
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Old 02-03-2008, 03:56 PM   #56
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I think the phrase "my bad" is just ignorant!

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Old 02-03-2008, 10:51 PM   #57
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:42 AM   #58
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I am having a real hard time with this phrase right now

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Old 02-04-2008, 08:46 AM   #59
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Old 02-06-2008, 07:36 AM   #60
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Think outside the box.


Get your arms around the situation.

Its fallen off the radar.
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