Your Best Practical Joke, Please!

[kevin d]

While my boss was on a trip I put a for sale sign in the back of his Grand Cherokee. It read: First offer over $1500 takes it.
I listed his work phone knowing whoever called would get his answering machine.
He had over 75 calls he had to wade through when he came back to work

[spence]

While this may not be the best ever, last week my Wife sent me a huge bunch of ballons for our wedding anniversary. She called up to the customer site I was at and tracked me down. We were in the middle of a 4 day presentation trying to win a multi-million dollar deal She said she wanted to make me look human

-spence

[Notaro]

I made a practical joke on people whom I know. Fishweewee was there with me on the day we went to Newport, RI for a spot clean-up. I put a away message on my AIM and told everyone that I was performing a community service to serve my probation sentence and the reason for this was that I vandalized Mayor Menio's door by throwing craps on his front door. And everyone believed me. And my cousin, Chris kept asking me why I was in jail for and the whole story. I told him that Mayor and I had a drug deal. I was selling him a batchful of viagra which I smuggled from a local viasgra factory in western Massachuetts. And the mayor refused to pay for it and broke our deal. So I was infuriated and decided to even up with him. Hence my throwing craps at his door. I tried to escape from his bodyguards and po-pos and fell down like a clown. I got busted and sentenced to peroform a community service in RI with a group of crazy and freaky fishermen. And my uncle Yeo's response to me was,"Okay, be careful, Joe."

My girlfriend believed every word I said and I told her that I was focking around her head. Then she took my (u know...) privillages.

The story isnt true. It was a fib for me to play games on people online.

[Duke41]

notoro you need help

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Originally posted by Duke41
notoro you need help

[Notaro]

i know. i do need help. hahaaha

[Hooper]

That would make me laugh right away! I don't think I would make it to lunchtime before bursting out loud!

-Hoop

[Slingah]

Three of us went on a ice fishing/drinking trip years ago to my cottage we used to have on a lake in N.H.. Well one guy got loaded and kept saying" I gotta get up early and set the traps....wake me up before the sun comes up....blah, blah ,blah."
Then he proceeds to pass out. My other buddy and I turn the clocks ahead to like 5:00 and mess up our hair like we just got up and wake him up. He said "It doesen't even feel like I slept" He goes out on the ice....we go to bed....he comes in a hour or so later after he figured it out when the sun didn't come up.
He still gets pissed when we tell that one.