BI Jeff

[ThrowingTimber]

You guys are killin me! I gotta get out with you guys next season!

[chris L]

kaiser sosay isnt the guy you think he is . he is a legend but I heard he left BI on a freighter .

[ThrowingTimber]

I heard he can leap tall boulders in a single bound!

[chris L]

he can also skip to the loo

[tynan19]

Originally posted by chris L
kaiser sosay isnt the guy you think he is . he is a legend but I heard he left BI on a freighter .

Be very careful when you speak his name. Some say he is

[spence]

Originally posted by tynan19
Be very careful when you speak his name.

BI Jeff is just his name to be used in public. His real name is a killing word I would PM it to you, but the Internet disruption could be severe.

-spence

[chris L]

roger "verbal" kint sailed that ship off the block and the rumor is he can cast 900 ft with a bomber

[Pete F.]

I thought he walked to shore

[spence]

That water's 20' deep. He has lobster pots lashed to his feet.

-spence

[piemma]

BI Jeff has been sighted again.....

[spence]

That's not BI Jeff you fool.

-spence

[RIROCKHOUND]

Paul.. you have issues....
B

[ThrowingTimber]

What was the SNL skit where they're all loaded and they toast that guy, whats his name Bill Branski! To bill branski!

I heard Block Island Jeff can filet a bass with a 2 foot piece of mono? Is it true?

[piemma]

Line that BI Jeff uses on his VS:

"Van Staal Mitronix Filiment Hydro-Mesh Polymetric Centurion Striper Cable".

[Nebe]

You know I have sat silently and watched you guys Mock Jeff all week. He is a close friend and i'm really not liking this. He has taught me so much about the island and this really hurts my feelings.

[ThrowingTimber]

You need a hug ya big hippie

[JohnR]

Originally posted by piemma
Line that BI Jeff uses on his VS:

"Van Staal Mitronix Filiment Hydro-Mesh Polymetric Centurion Striper Cable".

or VasMiFiHyMepcurion for short

I head BI Jeff was the sole survior of the Edmund Fitzgerald and even wrote a song or something

[spence]

A song that was promptly ripped off!

-spence

[chris L]

he was on survivor . he produced it and acted in it . he invented the idea of being stranded and have to survive for 39 days . He constructed the island . yeah thats the ticket

[Strider]

His real name is a killing word I would PM it to you, but the Internet disruption could be severe.

Usal ...... aka MAUD' DIB

No weirding device required

[spence]

I knew someone would get it

And it's not *******, chit my VS just exploded

-spence

[ThrowingTimber]

Jeff circra 1984 dude got a lion from Santa himself!!!

[spence]

I think that's BI Jeff's grandson...

-spence

[ThrowingTimber]

I stand correct thats billy. Good catch spence

[spence]

It's my understanding that on safari in Kenya, BI Jeff was caught with his pants down relieving himself in the woods. The lion jumped him and nearly killed him, but BI Jeff found an old rusty 10/0 Siwash in his back pocket and used it to cut the lion's throat.

Although he also said it could have been fast acting African tetnus that really killed him.

Just think, if this had happened today they would have taken the hook away at the airport and BI Jeff would be dead.

-spence

[ThrowingTimber]

island ghost

[spence]

There's no way that's real

I have heard people say they see what they think is BI Jeff, always standing on a rock that's not supposed to be wadable. He doesn't use a light so they're never sure. One guy from New Jersey almost killed himself trying to get out to where He was standing. BI Jeff wades barefoot and can unhook bass with his toes.

-spence

[piemma]

Timber, that's a great non-picture you have of BI.

Now I want to warn everyone who is a BI Jeff fan: There are things afoot that cannot be said right now. Rest assured that those of us who are on the "inside" are working diligently to bring you the best in BI Jeff regalia.

In the coming weeks after BI returns from Sailfishing the Gulf Stream new and exciting stuff will be announced.

[ThrowingTimber]