Do fish love? Do fish take care of you when you're sick? Do fish make you dinner and clean the house? Are fish interested in what you have to say? Do fish think of you on every holiday? Would you want to wake up to a fish next to you in bed? I'm thinking no on most, if not all, counts. That's what women are for. And if you pass that up for a few minutes with a cold, emotionless fish, then you're missing out big time.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
Do fish give ya crap when u wanna go fishin for the tenth night in a row.do fish ignore good morning wood.do fish run up the credit card bill on shoes.do fish hog the clicker when a good ball game is on to watch thier shows.do fish have shows.Fish are hard to get an put up a good fight AND taste good.they do swallow an never cry when u release em.