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12-06-2012, 06:22 PM
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Not Jack
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Other Cape
Posts: 1,239
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Originally Posted by BigFish
Wanna kill a good date?? Talk too much about your "X"!!! My advice is enjoy your date, discuss your situation with your "X" as little as possible. Do not dwell on it. Good luck Cappa and enjoy!  |
This is really good advice |
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12-06-2012, 06:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South Central
Posts: 1,280
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YOU'RE LIKE THIS BIG #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BEAR WITH THESE BIG FREAKIN CLAWS AND SHES JUST THIS LITTLE BUNNY MAN AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TEAR APART THE BUNNY CUZ YOUR CLAWS ARE SO #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BIG
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something clever and related to fishing
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12-06-2012, 03:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Marshfield, Ma
Posts: 2,150
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There once was a man named Skinner
Who took a woman to dinner
At quarter past nine it was in her
Not the dinner, but the Skinner!
Enjoy your "date"
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"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"
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12-06-2012, 03:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,295
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As someone who only dated beautiful woman, PM me if you have any questions.
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12-06-2012, 07:38 PM
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Chris Blouin
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Warren, RI
Posts: 3,330
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Originally Posted by PaulS
As someone who only dated beautiful woman, PM me if you have any questions.
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Paul your wife have an account here? |
STORMR Pro Staff Member
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12-06-2012, 03:38 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
Posts: 8,760
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Make sure you update Facebook about the whole thing
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12-06-2012, 03:40 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
Posts: 6,414
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Quote:
Originally Posted by striperman36
Make sure you update Facebook about the whole thing
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Make sure you update your FB profile BEFORE she has a chance to check you out! Ooooops too late.  |
 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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12-06-2012, 05:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,716
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Dont ask master baiters for advice.
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12-06-2012, 07:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Pembroke
Posts: 3,343
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Originally Posted by Goose
Dont ask master baiters for advice.
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Disregard my previous post apparently.
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Does your incessant whining make you feel better? How about you just shut the hell up and suck it up? It's a fishing forum , so please just stop.
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12-06-2012, 07:13 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Definitely honesty is best up front but don't dwell. Lay all your cards on the table. I did with my wife Angie....right up front I told her what was what.......12 years later we are still together....married the last 5 years!! Best of luck John! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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12-06-2012, 08:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,139
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigFish
Definitely honesty is best up front but don't dwell. Lay all your cards on the table. I did with my wife Angie....right up front I told her what was what.......12 years later we are still together....married the last 5 years!! Best of luck John! |
There may have been too much honesty this morning  .
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12-06-2012, 05:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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I remember my first date after leaving the x. The moment our eyes met, there was an instant spark between us and she dropped to the ground. As we made love behind a park bench, I knew right away that the tazer I just bought was a great purchase!!
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12-06-2012, 07:03 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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20$ says she's a tranny....
j/k that is jealousy talking! good luck!
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i bent my wookie
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12-06-2012, 09:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zacs
20$ says she's a tranny....
j/k that is jealousy talking! good luck!
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Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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12-07-2012, 06:38 AM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
Posts: 2,309
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Originally Posted by WESTPORTMAFIA
Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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12-07-2012, 08:27 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South Central
Posts: 1,280
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Originally Posted by WESTPORTMAFIA
Lmfao!It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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speak for yourself....... hermaphrodite |
something clever and related to fishing
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12-07-2012, 09:02 AM
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Red Eye Jedi
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: East Facing
Posts: 4,374
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Dude, are you on FB? You would've had a date a long time ago if you were. What do you think I'm doing on there every single minute of the day for? lol
Good luck man. Just be yourself and try to make her comfortable in her own skin...
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12-06-2012, 08:56 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
Posts: 14,773
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need someone to tag along and look like a complete ass so you look better.. If so I got Bassmaster's number.
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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12-06-2012, 09:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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12-06-2012, 11:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Ma/RI
Posts: 307
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WESTPORTMAFIA
Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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You got ten fingers and only one @&*#...you can afford to lose a finger.
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12-06-2012, 09:43 PM
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"Fishbucket"
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Bahston Hahbah
Posts: 6,588
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I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning
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12-06-2012, 10:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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Originally Posted by thefishingfreak
I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning
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And not bowlegged!  |
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12-06-2012, 10:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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Someone delete this thread. If this crap is going through his head while he's on his date (which it will ) it could be disastrous for him. |
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12-06-2012, 10:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thefishingfreak
I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning
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Whats your take on the Dirty Sanchez or the Rusty Trombone  |
LETS GO BRANDON
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12-06-2012, 09:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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^ LOL!!!!^
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12-06-2012, 10:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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If the bay runs red... Fish the mud hole instead.
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12-06-2012, 11:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Ma/RI
Posts: 307
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
If the bay runs red... Fish the mud hole instead.
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Lmao
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12-06-2012, 11:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
Posts: 21,463
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Holy #^&#^&#^&#^&, I just realized this was a fishing website.
-spence
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12-07-2012, 08:14 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Marshfield, Ma
Posts: 2,150
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Might want to rub one out before you go so you don't have a premature "accident"
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12-07-2012, 09:27 AM
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Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Marshfield
Posts: 2,608
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Freakin priceless guys!! I'm laugh my arse off this morning going through some of these ridiculous and hilarious comments. This should be a pretty tame evening by most of your standards!! Thanks guys!!!!
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