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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-21-2003, 09:54 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Quote:
Originally posted by JHABS
I don't EVEN WANT to GO THERE.......
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your telling Me   |
Pro Tool Club....
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08-21-2003, 09:55 PM
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#32
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
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Beans is cheating...
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08-22-2003, 10:55 AM
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#33
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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These all sound like the "ripest"...
However, I think Dave's question was about the "longest"... I've covered three octaves, sounded like a Miles Davis solo, all on the same blast!   |
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08-22-2003, 11:09 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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I walked from one side of a 20 bay shop to the other one time and had to wait a couple extra seconds before opening the waiting room door - scared myself. As a result I no longer eat from canteen truck...
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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08-22-2003, 01:01 PM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
Posts: 4,860
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always knew u were full of it  |
BOAT fish do count.
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08-22-2003, 01:15 PM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
Posts: 4,860
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yeh! it's two in the afternoon on fri. an I'm home, supose ta b working, runnin around getting permitts to hook inta town water, gettin a plumber, someone to dig a hole , town water people say , o he woun't b back till sept 5, hay lady , I got no water, u want me to chitt in the woods?? what's u mean I can't do this or that or get a permitt,,,,,,,,,,,,boy! bein grumpy sometimes pays off, I got my permitt on the spot, plumbers comin first thing monday an so's the hole digger to tap in the main line....I should b good an stinky by then  errrrr!  |
BOAT fish do count.
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08-22-2003, 07:26 PM
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#37
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Needlefish Nazi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,754
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I DON'T even want to go there   |
Over the Last Several Years HAB'S NEEDLEFISH Have Caught More "Confirmed" 30, 40, 50, and even 60 pound Striped Bass than any other Wooden Needlefish on the Market today. 2 Over 50lbs. and 1 Over 60lbs. in 2005 alone........... "HOOK UP WITH HAB'S" Your Best Bet For BIG BASS.....
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08-28-2003, 05:29 PM
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#38
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: I moved.
Posts: 442
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My longest...... 31" wait do pfarts have lumps?
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Life is like a poop sandwich, the more bread you've got, the less poop you taste.
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08-29-2003, 09:59 AM
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#39
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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Stop it please!!! This isn't grumpin me out, on the contrary, I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard...."covered three octives and a Miles Davis solo"...."lit one that was hot enough to solder" PRICELESS!
A few years back my grandfather grew these nitro onions in his garden. He had so many, one night my mom boiled a couple dozen and with a little butter on them it was like eating candy. Later on we're sitting around when the onion methane finally completed its fermentation process. My dad got up and walked across the room and with every step it sounded like he was stepping on a whoopie cushion. That set my brothers and me off and of course laughing we couldn't hold them in. Literally you could not contain this gas. It was a situation that put the baked bean scene in Blazing Saddles to shame. It ended about half an hour later and we realized we'd better get out in the fresh air before we passed out from lack of oxygen in the room.
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08-29-2003, 11:16 AM
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#40
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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i got to boil some
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08-29-2003, 11:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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you have a boil ??? eewwwwwww
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08-29-2003, 11:29 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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actually they were grown in the sandy soil of West Dennis. probably what made 'em so lethal.
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08-29-2003, 11:39 AM
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#43
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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well the septic system musta been close |
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09-03-2003, 09:38 PM
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I need spring!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Weymouth, MA
Posts: 1,213
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Good lord!!!
What the hell died inside me today  !!
I gotta go outside |
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09-04-2003, 07:31 AM
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#45
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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hows the smell
I think we need a Phart Leg |
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09-07-2003, 09:09 AM
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#46
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Longest one
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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