The Longest Thread in History

[Swede]

This was my first trip on the boat. They nailed a 52 pounder last week on the first trip of the year.

[Swede]

I might make 20 posts today!

[Swede]

This might sound like an ad but i have been on a lot of cod headboats and this one really impressed me. We anchored and moved maybe 10 times. The rest of the boat was getting a good pick and the captain moved because we googans at the port bow weren't catchin.

[Swede]

I'm going again next sat

[Swede]

This is the H bouy on the way to southwest stellwagon for some tuna wishing

[Swede]

The first thing you smell when they let you on the boat is homefries, sausage and bacon cooking.

[Swede]

AHHHHH 20. On my way to 30..

[Swede]

Striper1 the fishing pier at the mouth is a well known Sculpin hotspot!

[Swede]

Wheres that mental guy?

[Swede]

Got COD???

[Swede]

There are COD to be had at Stellwagon! I've been out the last 2 Saturdays on a boat out of Lynn. Need a fix??

[The Iceman 6]

Oldie but Goodie: You actually have to think a little - sorry


Each question below contains the initials of words that will make it correct. Find the missing words.

For Example: 8 = S on a S S, would be:
8 = Sides on a Stop Sign

1. 8 = S on a S S

2. 3 = B M (S H T R)

3. 4 = Q in a G

4. 24 = H in a D

5. 1 = W on a U

6. 57 = H V

7. 1,000 = W that a P is W

8. 29 = D in F in a L Y

9. 64 = S on a C

10. 40 = D and N of the G F

ICE

[The Iceman 6]

* 1 star hangover
No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 cokes and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a
steak sandwich and a side order of gravy fries from any motorway cafe.

** 2 star hangover
No pain. Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a MacDonalds breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your
bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is surfing internet porn and writing junk e-mails.

*** 3 star hangover
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space shot and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer chucked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if
you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a steak sub watching the Q awards.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 Snapples and a litre of diet coke - yet you haven't peed once.

**** 4 star hangover
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that
can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars) your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a retard. You would shoot your mother for one or all of the following
1. the clock to strike 6pm
2. the entire appetizer list from TGIFridays or
3. a time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

***** 5 star hangover, aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell
You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits at the next desk. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take
the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is bitch about your state - which is a
mystery to you because you definitely don't remember who you were with, where you were, what you drank and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed, unaccompanied, at your house. You lose your nice jacket at the bar. The only thing you can do is smoke a spliffand pass out. It's when you wake
up a few hours later with a lesser star hangoverthat you eat a large pizza, an order of Tandoori Chicken, a ham and cheese omelet and a batch of Cadbury's chocolate. And everything is OK.

"Any of the above sound familiar"?

[The Iceman 6]

Check out this link if you have trouble remembering phone numbers, pehaps your own?

http://www.phonespell.org/

ICE

[The Iceman 6]

To the Better Half:

Was reading some sort of survey in the NY Post (aka Nat'l Enquirer) and they said the best gift a man would want for V-Day above all else is a six pack of beer. Maybe throw in a plug?

Iceman

[The Iceman 6]

Testing 1-2-3, Ice is conducting a test to get his Avatar back - I miss the Viking

[The Iceman 6]

I have way too much time on my hands this morning, hope I got my avatar back??

[The Iceman 6]

I'm back - had to send a friend to sea, what a display of light!!

[The Iceman 6]

Was is as good as the movie Dog Day Afternoon or U2's song Beautiful Day or the saying every dog has it's day or the acress Doris Day, speaking of Day's - it is Friday yet???

[The Iceman 6]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

HAPPY BLOO????

/B sea-green

[The Iceman 6]

Bloo -

Over, did somebody say over, it ain't over until was say it's over. was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor? Hell No! And it ain't over now......

[The Iceman 6]

Where's the striped bass I used to know? Ohhhh, we don't want to go with you Bluto we might get in trouble! Not ME, Nidermayer dead, moremer dead, you know what he's right, sick and pychotic but right. Now we can fight them with conventional weapons but that could take a million years and cost dozen of lives, what this situation calls for is a stupid gesture on our part, and WE ARE JUST THE GUYS TO DO IT, NOW WHOS' WITH ME?

[The Iceman 6]

As a graduate of RWU I concur with the assessment: Ahhh, I went there to fish and play hockey anyway...


How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND: Two. One to screw it in, and another to admire
the handiwork while complimenting them on their new Abercrombie and Fitch pale blue tee
shirt...sound familliar? Oh yes, aided by the soothing sounds of Dave Matthews Band..**shudder**

VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY: Two--one to call the electrician and one to call daddy to pay the bill.

PRINCETON UNIVERSITY: Two--one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

BROWN UNIVERSITY: Eleven--one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity.

CORNELL UNIVERSITY: Two--The first one will most likely crack under the pressure

THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

COLGATE UNIVERSITY: Three--One to screw in the bulb, and two to hook up while it's dark.

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: Seventy-six-- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.

UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: Five or more--One to change the bulb, one to talk about how Scooby
Doo is from UMass, one to protest the stereotype that it's a party school, and several more to uphold said stereotype.

HARVARD UNIVERSITY: One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing,one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that
controls the wall switch.

KINGSBOROUGH COLLEGE: At least 10 - One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to figure out where it goes.

VASSAR COLLEGE: Eleven--one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.

VILLANOVA UNIVERSITY: Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

UCLA: One, dude.

OBERLIN COLLEGE: Three--one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

STEVENS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY: All the guys--They've been looking to screw something decent ever since they've been here.

HOLY CROSS: Ten--one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too drunk and the other eight to pray that it works.

DUKE UNIVERSITY: A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket.

WILLIAMS COLLEGE: The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do.

TUFTS UNIVERSITY: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how they did it as well as an Ivy League student.

BOSTON UNIVERSITY: Four--one to change the bulb and two to check it's math homework.

CONNECTICUT COLLEGE: None--they are all too drunk to notice.

BOSTON COLLEGE: Seven--one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

BENTLEY: Two--one to screw it in and the other one to stand there and make sure their laptops aren't being stolen while they do it.

SUNY-Geneseo: Two--one to unsrew the broken one, and the other one to run across 10 fields and through the valley to beg for a new one from Farmer Joe.

BATES COLLEGE: None...the maid does it for them.

PACE UNIVERSITY: One, but you will have to wait at least 3 months before maintence comes with the new light bulb.

UNIVERSITY OF SCRANTON: 10, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 9 to lookout the window to make sure the cops aren't coming to break up the lightbulb screwing in party.

ROGER WILLIAMS UNIVERSITY: 6, 1 to hold the funnel, 1 to run the ice luge, 1 to pump the keg, 1 to mix drinks, 1 to screw in the bulb, and 1 administrator to ignore everything.

HUNTER COLLEGE: 3, one to scrape the asbestos off the ceiling, one resident to complain about the
dorms in general, and a nonresident to complain about their rent and wish they were in the dorms.
(Although it may be hard for them all to fit in the same room.)

FORDHAM UNIVERSITY- are you kidding me?? Riots knocked out our electricity...

MARIST COLLEGE.......it only takes one because the students at Marist are pros at SCREWING!!!!!

SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY ..........it takes NONE because the students at SU can justcall FIX-IT! (3-3948) on their cell phones and then call daddy to complain about it.

[The Iceman 6]

Saltheart and Krispy - I bet we can get to 750? Good job to the night crew....

Ice

[The Iceman 6]

Anyone, Bueller Bueller Bueller? Where's Ferris?

[The Iceman 6]

Name the movie quotes:

"Ya all know me, alll know how I earn my living"

"I think a screw fell out of it sir, screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place"

"You boys want reality - I am reality"

"Look at the pelican fly, look at the pelican fly - fly pelican fly"

"They brought their F'n toys" "Scouts"

[The Iceman 6]

I'll get to 750 myself, don't need no stinkin' badges" Yes, I am stuck in movie quote land right now - must get to 750 and do my small part....

Ice

[The Iceman 6]

YEAH YEAH, Ice, how you doing? Great, wanna go fishing this weekend? Gee Dad I have homework to do, that's OK son you can bring it on the boat....



Two more to go

[The Iceman 6]

Where is the bloo crab? Sleeping? Tired? Not going anywhere for a while? Well, I got to 750!



Anbody watch that show 24, I missed it last week? Awesome show - best show on TV in my opinion when the baby let's me watch it.

[The Iceman 6]

Going for full page 51 I think it is domination of the Northern Alliance! Area 51, is there and Area 51 for Stripers? Any thoughts, I know I used to fish Millstone - not anymore....