The Longest Thread in History

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WHO'S THERE??......

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LEMON LEMON WHO?.......

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WHO'S THERE?

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JOHNR, you better give these pages a dose of ......"Pediculicide"



.....can anyone guess what that's for?.......

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Orange who?......

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Orange who?......



......Orange you glad you used "Pediculicide"....???......

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.....LMFAO!!!........

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Can you answer the following question?

WHAT WORD FITS THESE DESCRIPTIONS?....

1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die!

Did you figure it out?

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"Pediculicide"


.....ANYONE LOOK IT UP YET?......

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and .....NO!.....thats not the seven letter word....for the riddle....

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a hint on the "Pediculicide" ......it would drastically increase the amount of time your bait stays on your hook!!!.....

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the seven letter word...........IS.............

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The Answer is: NOTHING!

NOTHING has 7 letters

NOTHING preceded God

NOTHING is greater than God

NOTHING is more Evil than the devil

All poor people have NOTHING

Wealthy people need NOTHING

If you eat NOTHING, you will die

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WHATS THE ONE THING THAT ALL BAIT~FISHERS HATE???.....

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RED.....you bait fish, what are you afraid of the most...while baitfishing........say ummmm.......chunks?......

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"Pediculicide"...would keep all those critters away...



....Just shampoo your bait in it

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by the looks of that picture, you could fish right out of the passengers side window!!!.......



...thats troulbe.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

those seats recline!!.....

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......awwwwww John......I didn't get to read it...I was putting up the last post, before I read it......



......but I understand!!!......the LAW is the LAW.....

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.......John, you were real close...........REEL close....... ...lice?..




.......back to that picture with the rod tied to the railing.....


....any of you fisherpeople ever try fishing out of your car?.....


......I've tried it......due to the cold, and it didn't work.......

.....the Rod bends, the Drag screams........




and then you curse , after it takes too long to get out of the car and set your rod!!!....

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...Red, you mentioned Melville.......



.....boy!! the memories that brings back....


.....Drive out, drop off yer gear......or park out on the end....

drop a lantern, catch yer bait.......and SLAM!!!......



........How many species have you caught there?.......


.....Here's my list:

.....Striped~Bass
.....Bluefish
.....Mackerel (Various Species)
.....Tautog
.....Scup
.....Flounder
.....Fluke
.....Squeteague (the only species on my list that I hadn't caught)
.....Skipjacks (some people don't believe its a Bluefish )
.....Squid
.....Some sort of Needlefish ( 12" snake~like body with a beak )
.....Various baitfish, which at the time I could not identify...

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....Sorry, I forgot one.....


a species I'm sure we've all hooked at one time or another......


.....the infamous SEAGULL!!......

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.......Seeing as how I didn't get to read Red's joke....

I'm not sure about this one......but here goes, even if its edited it still counts toward the list....

Two bored casino dealers were
waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived
and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from her
neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!
I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. She then
picked up all the money and clothes
and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each
other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"

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...Jenn, since I know you'll be honest.....


was the last joke in poor taste?.....


....I need a guideline to go by.....

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RED....you do know......people still fish the Melville pier don't you?..


ITS WHO YOU KNOW!!!.....


...I got my eye on a 14' aluminum, whats the chances I can sneak out there......and maybe ....wet a line?.....


....anyone know the regs. on something like that?.....

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.....thanks Red....

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why the ouch striper1?

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anyone guess what this is?......

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......ummmmmm.......you were close Jenn.....

......but good guess.......




......Melville is a state owned pier, that has banned fishing to NON-Government Related Personnel......in Rhody.

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JENN.......is this what you were thinking?......

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Now Jenn......I'm glad to see that you were at least thinking about a fishing related subject.......

.....but Striper1........what was on your mind???.....

.....you a peeping Tom??....