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02-17-2002, 10:55 PM
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I'm just going to do a little filler here - watching the Canadian pairs team get their gold medals.
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02-17-2002, 10:56 PM
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you guys know any good jokes
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02-17-2002, 10:56 PM
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No make up or nail polish here, either!
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02-17-2002, 10:57 PM
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are you totally "anti-fishing"????? (I am being serious)
honestly I am the bigger fishing nut in this household.......but even so I love fishin with the hubby....it really can be good quality time together!!!! but if you HATE it....then.......??????   |
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02-17-2002, 10:57 PM
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high maitenance.....I stay away from that.
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02-17-2002, 10:59 PM
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What do you think about my new logo..I LIKE IT!!!!
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02-17-2002, 10:59 PM
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No make up or nail polish here, either!
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good jokes??? well.....I have this joke deficiency where I hear these good jokes but can never remember them!!! Sorry! |
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02-17-2002, 11:00 PM
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Hey Jenn, I am definitely not anti-fishing. I've caught my fair share and fished a few times with John. My main problem is that I have carpal tunnel syndrome and I can't do more that an hour or two of catch and release.
I love being out on the water - I just don't think it's going to be possible with the little one this year.
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02-17-2002, 11:01 PM
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Diggin' the logo, Goose.
How's this for a joke:
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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02-17-2002, 11:01 PM
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high maitenance.....I stay away from that.
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I have two older sisters...the oldest one is the worst! she will spend (literally )TWO HOURS on hair and makeup in the morning!!! Granted she always looks good.......but I think life is too short to waste my time on that!!!!!!
ok.....page 130 huh???? we have a minute! think we'll make it??? LOL |
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02-17-2002, 11:03 PM
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Here's another joke:
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ''Hey, we have a drink named after you!''
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, ''You have a drink named Steve?''
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02-17-2002, 11:03 PM
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02-17-2002, 11:04 PM
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love the alligator story!!! |
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02-17-2002, 11:05 PM
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Took my wife fishin once. She fell a sleep in the car,wouldn't cut bait, won't clean fish,heck...she doesn't even eat fish..........I found her in Japan but she's a NH native..... That explains the fish thing......She's about as natural as they come,just the way I like it
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02-17-2002, 11:06 PM
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What kind of jokes are you partial to, Goose?
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02-17-2002, 11:07 PM
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She's about as natural as they come,just the way I like it
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awwww! (sniff) how sweet!
I will fillet, bait, or whatever else.....but DONT make me GUT IT!!!!too many organs make me sick to my stomach!!! (dont ask why....I cant figure it out....just is!!!) |
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02-17-2002, 11:08 PM
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really good jokes, sorry it takes me soooo darn long to get back to u guy's Give me time I'll try and give u some
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02-17-2002, 11:10 PM
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well we didnt hit 130 by 11....sorry!!
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02-17-2002, 11:11 PM
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make it snappy goose! LOL
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02-17-2002, 11:12 PM
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wow....I am gonna check to see how many posts were up to here....
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02-17-2002, 11:13 PM
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Here you go Goose:
''I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!''
''Great trade!''
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"
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02-17-2002, 11:13 PM
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I'm sticking it out until 130!!!!!
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02-17-2002, 11:13 PM
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how do you circumcize a red neck?? kick his sister in the jaw
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02-17-2002, 11:14 PM
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Gotta be there soon - must get sleep.....
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02-17-2002, 11:14 PM
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1927!!!I would suggest hittin 2000 but I dont know if I can hold out much longer.....dont have it in me tonite I guess!
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02-17-2002, 11:15 PM
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Me either - when are we hitting 130!?!?!?!?!?
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02-17-2002, 11:16 PM
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Okay, if this doesn't do it I give up!!!!
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02-17-2002, 11:17 PM
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how do you know when its really cold?? when a politician has his hands in his own pockets
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02-17-2002, 11:17 PM
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beats me...thought we'd be there by now!!
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02-17-2002, 11:17 PM
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Now I'm just pissed - 130 here we come!!
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