Symptoms of the disease - Lets here them.

[Grapenuts]

You tell your wife for the tenth thousand time your grabbin the girls an headin out...after awhile she asks your budd if I've got some girlfriends on the side

[lurch]

You have been to the Vineyard, Block Island and the cape and have no clue where the family swimming beaches are.

"Yeah Honey people swim at Squibnocket all the time....we just arrived before everyone else"

[Swimmer]

The message on my cell phone says, "fish on, lines tight, I'll get back to ya!"