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Old 10-28-2015, 02:45 PM   #1
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Coffee

I service a large DD franchisee and when I am doing small jobs for them I am honestly taken aback by how people take coffee. It's GD ridiculous. What happened to drinking actual effing coffee? Never mind this caramel chocolate swirl french vanilla extra extra BS. Makes me sick hearing grown men order this crap.

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Old 10-28-2015, 02:57 PM   #2
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The other day I tried to order my usual, a half-soy/half sheep milk carmel mochiato with unrefined Jamaican beet sugar and organic conflict-free Madagascar cinnamon.

And the carmel wasn't even sourced from my town and infused with hip swaddle.

Blasphemy.
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Old 10-28-2015, 05:32 PM   #3
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Real (insert whatever demographic you want) drink real coffee!
Not any lame-a$$, limp-d*ck, wishy-washy, "my gf made me buy it" crap!

I like plain coffee with cream and sugar....THAT'S ALL!!!
(OK, I'll allow for the flavored creamer crowd with hazelnut and French vanilla, but that's only because they've been around for quite some time already.)

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Old 10-28-2015, 06:08 PM   #4
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for me, it's medium roast whole beans freshly ground and put into the French press. Let it steep for 20 minutes and then drink it black.
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Old 10-29-2015, 04:41 AM   #5
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At the gas station, black with a pinch of sugar,,,, puts hair on ya chest
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Old 10-29-2015, 07:32 AM   #6
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Good ol' Navy coffee (comes in a gallon size generic metal tin), must be hot, black and thick enough to stick to a spoon.
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Old 10-29-2015, 08:28 AM   #7
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Right on cool beans, that and a cigarette is a 'navy breath mint'
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Old 10-29-2015, 09:28 AM   #8
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don't forget pumpkin spice!!
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Old 10-29-2015, 10:06 AM   #9
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Right on cool beans, that and a cigarette is a 'navy breath mint'
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Or a packet of instant coffee eaten as you freeze your a$$ off in a swamp in the night.

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Old 10-29-2015, 07:13 PM   #10
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Black I don't care where it comes from.
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Old 10-29-2015, 07:14 PM   #11
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The other day I tried to order my usual, a half-soy/half sheep milk carmel mochiato with unrefined Jamaican beet sugar and organic conflict-free Madagascar cinnamon.

And the carmel wasn't even sourced from my town and infused with hip swaddle.

Blasphemy.
That is a hot caffeinated beverage. Not coffee
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Old 10-29-2015, 10:28 PM   #12
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Black with a couple of splendas
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Old 10-30-2015, 02:29 AM   #13
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Mostly black, but I'll put cream in it sometimes. No sugar!
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Like my coffee like i like my women: dark and bitter 😈
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Old 10-30-2015, 05:36 PM   #15
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Old 10-30-2015, 06:34 PM   #16
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Moca flavored Ice Coffee
Cream but no sugar....

we've Drank so much of it in the last 90
days utilizing it as substitute Jet Fuel

that now we have to go cold turkey
and get back to just 1 cup hot to start the day

going back to healthier herbal teas instead.
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Old 10-30-2015, 08:57 PM   #17
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Like my coffee like i like my women: dark and bitter 😈
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My daughter always says she likes her coffee like she likes her men.....Dark and Rich
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Old 10-31-2015, 03:29 AM   #18
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Question if your a coffee pro?

do you grind whole beans

or buy pre ground from DD's

pre grind @ the grocery store

or go to Starbucks with a laptop?
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do you grind whole beans

or buy pre ground from DD's

pre grind @ the grocery store

or go to Starbucks with a laptop?
I am not a pro but I grind at home 2 minutes before I make my coffee. I also keep my beans in a sealed air tight container to keep them fresh.
Makes a difference.
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Old 11-01-2015, 05:01 PM   #20
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Maxwell House instant...............thats right......friggin instant!!!!! Got a problem with that???!!!! With milk no sugar...very, very, veeeeeery light!!!!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Maxwell House instant...............thats right......friggin instant!!!!! Got a problem with that???!!!! With milk no sugar...very, very, veeeeeery light!!!!
No problem with instant but that very light is equivalent to a heated baba.
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