The remake of Dragnet is up there! Caddy Shack II might be the worst movie ever made! Nuns on the Run is the only movie I have ever walked out on! 10 minutes and I was done!
You haven't seen bad until you've seen an Ed Wood original...
This is considered by many to be THE Worst movie ever made...
Plan 9 from Outer Space....it has vampires, aliens and zombies.....a true classic of crap. Bela Lugosi died while filming it so he had an actor walk around the rest of the movie with the cape over his face....
or another of his worst films...Bride of the Monster.... Bela Lugosi fighting a huge rubber octopus...
and this is (supposedly) and autobiography...thats Ed Wood in the title role..he plays a transvestite with an Affinity for Cashmere sweaters......Glen or Glenda??
now THESE are BAD Movies.
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
Norman Mailer's "Tough Guys Don't Dance"
The book was great the movie....
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
There's been a lot of schlocky movies made, but for an attempt at a serious "film" (if you get the difference between a "film" and a "movie" ), the absolute worst piece of utter dreck that I ever wasted an hour of my life on was Burt Lancaster in "The Swimmer".
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
How about:
"Yentil" - Barbara Streisand as a Hebrew Male impersonator?
"Under the Rainbow" - Chevy Chase and a cast of Munchkins - enough said
"Kingdom of the Spiders" - William Shatner and a pipe-cleaner like monster
As for the Ed Wood movies, at least he was consistant.
How about "Reefer Madness"? I can't recall ever seeing a stoner freak out like they do in this movie.
Wow, there are too many to list, and once you get started, you keep thinking of more and more!!!!
This was a 3D ripoff of the Indiana Jones movies. I remember making my mother drive me and some friends to the theater to see this when it came out. Even at 12 years old I was bitterly dissapointed. The production was so bad that you could see the cables holding up the objects as they were "coming right at you" in 3D. Almost one of those movies that's so bad, it's good.
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(Just how smart can a shark be if it gets trapped in an amusement park???)
(I also didn't know sharks could roar like a bull elephant and lift 2/3 of their body out of the water when doing so. Boy, if that isn't fantasy, I don't know what is.)
Then there's "Tremors 3" where they throw the evolutionary book out the window, and create a creature that flies using it's own flatulence as fuel!! (Kind of makes lighting yours a little passe'.)