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Old 01-27-2006, 08:23 PM   #1
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COLONOSCOPY


Tuesday 1/31/ 2006 would any one like a copy of the video?
I just love being in my 50's ,it's all good.
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:25 PM   #2
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female doctor ?

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Old 01-27-2006, 08:27 PM   #3
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as long as there werent any lumps all is good . I have a hard enough time dealing with a finger in an exit only area . or corn , spinach and oreos

not that there isnt anything wrong with those that enjoy it .
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:28 PM   #4
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Have some humus before you have a colonoscopy.
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:31 PM   #5
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stool softner . here ya go doc
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:39 PM   #6
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if there any 100$ up there I'll give them 2 bass wipe& chris L

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Old 01-27-2006, 08:45 PM   #7
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ya know , I think its the worst thing about being a guy . I mean woman tempted us with the apple and they pay monthly , but man couldnt we have like ingrown toenails instead of egress
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:47 PM   #8
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Oh yea, the finger, I turned to the doctor and asked , does this include drinks and dinner while his hands were on my shoulders
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:48 PM   #9
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ya know , I think its the worst thing about being a guy . I mean woman tempted us with the apple and they pay monthly , but man couldnt we have like ingrown toenails instead of egress
invasion
Hmm......................
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:09 PM   #10
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try getting the camera in the front ...with no meds....YOWWWZZZAH
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:22 PM   #11
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I thank my Dad (successful prostate cancer removal) every time I have a dr appt. Usually don't have the pleasure of the finger exam until you are 40 but because my family has a history, I get them now (started when I was 33)!!

As Chevy Chase states in Fletch, I say loudy; "Mooon Riivveerrr"........

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Old 01-27-2006, 09:26 PM   #12
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no way its more like you mother ^%%^(%(
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Old 01-27-2006, 10:21 PM   #13
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HMMMM - Nothing like paying a co -pay for someone to violate you....I had one done in my mid twenty's,,,Oh that was fun...luckly nothing bad ....then 2 winter ago a doctor decided Mr. Hemroid and his friends needed to go thier speperate ways.....some bad memories came flooding back and almost crashed my truck a few time driving home from the procedure they failed to tell me I might not feel to good after it is done..... Like I said nothing like getting violated and paying for it....Sucks getting older but at least we are getting older above ground.....
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:04 AM   #14
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if there any 100$ up there I'll give them 2 bass wipe& chris
funny, i told em they could keep whatever they found.

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Old 01-28-2006, 12:52 PM   #15
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:57 PM   #16
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Get a copy of the video so the next time your wife says your head is up your *ss you can prove it's not. Actually in my 1 experience with it the purging and cleaning before hand was worse then the actual procedure. They give you a little happy juice and your actually concious thru the whole thing.
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Old 01-28-2006, 06:55 PM   #17
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Up scope! poop.poop.poop. Oh, the indignities of the ageing! At least with the 'scope, he won't be asking for his rings back.

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Old 01-28-2006, 09:41 PM   #18
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I hope all is well Link.......

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Old 01-30-2006, 02:49 PM   #19
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Exclamation UPDATE

Monday afternoon way to much jello & juice & chicken broth
thank god vodka & tonic's are CLEAR liquid
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:54 PM   #20
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Tuesday 1/31/ 2006 would any one like a copy of the video?
I just love being in my 50's ,it's all good.
Link SR
50's? I had one at 30, ya good time...and contious sedation? oxymoron much??? afterwards the nurse just kept smiling at me and asking, "do you remember what you were saying?" no clue, but I can just imagine...
Hope all is "going" ok for ya buddy...

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Old 01-30-2006, 03:12 PM   #21
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afterwards the nurse just kept smiling at me and asking, "do you remember what you were saying?"
I know what I would have been saying.....

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Old 01-30-2006, 04:05 PM   #22
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As Chevy Chase states in Fletch, I say loudy; "Mooon Riivveerrr"........
"Usin' the whole hand doc?"

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Old 01-30-2006, 04:25 PM   #23
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The procedure is easy , its the day and night before getting "cleaned out" that is murder!!

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Old 01-30-2006, 04:27 PM   #24
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The procedure is easy , its the day and night before getting "cleaned out" that is murder!!
you ain't kidding, that is some crazy chit

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Old 01-30-2006, 04:51 PM   #25
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you ain't kidding, that is some crazy chit
I had two of them and the worst part is drinking that stuff !
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:15 PM   #26
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"Usin' the whole hand doc?"
"Well, I didn't find anything" - Doc
"I'm sure it wasn't from a lack of trying" - Fletch

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Old 01-30-2006, 06:29 PM   #27
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You gonna sound like an evinrude when they pull that bad boy out!!!

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Old 01-31-2006, 02:02 PM   #28
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Exclamation UPDATE

Things went fine, the drugs can't remember a thing
thank you Link sr

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thats good news .
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