I don't know if this belongs in Music or Scuppers, but it's too funny not to post. Warning - some offensive language.
Best line - "you live with racoons"
Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio