Top Ten things - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

Jackbass · 12-20-2013, 01:01 PM

I would rather be doing than waiting around for some guy to bring me parts to finish a job.

10. Getting a ten gauge barbell in my septum
9. Having Elective oral surgery
8. Making out with a leper
7. Applying ointment to the bunions of the half ton killer
6. Going to the Movies with Pee Wee Herman
5. Eating Partially developed ostrich eggs
4. Fist fighting Mike Tyson
3. Hitting any appendage with a ball peen hammer
2. Having Stevie wonder drive me around.
1. Getting the inside of my Eyelids tattooed

JohnR · 12-21-2013, 01:30 PM

That bad, huh?

Jackbass · 12-21-2013, 06:49 PM

I re arranged my entire schedule to bail a guy out of a sticky situation. Supposedly an occupancy permit was on the line. Come to find our he did not have the materials on hand to get the job done. I called an employee in off vacation for one day to help me (whose son just had his GI put back together after a year on colostomy due to losing his entire large intestine to diverticulitis) and the guy didn't have the equipment. Occupancy was a pipe dream then I waited until 1 for the stuff to arrive and had to stay until 6 to finish the job. By myself. I just hate looking like an idiot especially when I feel like one.
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FishermanTim · 12-23-2013, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackbass

I would rather be doing than waiting around for some guy to bring me parts to finish a job.

10. Getting a ten gauge barbell in my septum
9. Having Elective oral surgery
8. Making out with a leper
7. Applying ointment to the bunions of the half ton killer
6. Going to the Movies with Pee Wee Herman (actually sitting in FRONT of Pee Wee Herman)
5. Eating Partially developed ostrich eggs (How about finding a partially developed chick in your half eaten egg?)
4. Fist fighting Mike Tyson
3. Hitting any appendage with a ball peen hammer
2. Having Stevie wonder drive me around.
1. Getting the inside of my Eyelids tattooed (how about giving yourself a tatoo on your nether regions?)

How about this??

Jackbass · 12-23-2013, 07:09 PM

Tim yep both would be worse
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