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06-27-2003, 08:49 AM
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#151
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Hardcore Equipment Tester
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Abington, MA
Posts: 6,234
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"THATS NOT A VERNACULAR, THATS A DERBY"
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Bent Rods and Screaming Reels!
Spot NAZI
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06-27-2003, 08:49 AM
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#152
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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no manager yet...  i might need one.
of course, i am illegal to drink, but i still do drink on occassions.
what kind of underear am i going to wear? the pelgaic brief or boxer? make sure joe boxers make those wadeable and breatheable  |
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06-27-2003, 08:52 AM
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#153
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
Posts: 669
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(Flesh eating Chia Pet?? LOL!! g-g-g-gangrene!)
Kids, tired of the same old action figures??? Any G.I. Joe, #^&#^&#^&#^& or Harry can carry a bazooka!
Its time for something new, something out of this world, something DIFFERENT in the toy world:
NOTARO ACTION FIGURES!!!!
The Notaro Figures each come with 3 piece protective gear including a layer of Kevlar, a BIOhazard suit, and a full suit or armor! (armor! armor!)
Notaro comes in three styles:
Fishing Notaro complete with half rotted fishing net and waders, all three styles of protective gear and sea-sick pills. Flesh Eating Bacteria packet for you to use too!* Catch all the fish in the Center for Disease Control Pond with Fishing Notaro!**
Computer-Geek Notaro which comes with small laptop and easy chair. This series comes with optional reading glasses, two extra floppy disks, and Striped-Bass.com downloads for you!
Quarantine Notaro - this Hospital-bound action figure comes on his own stretcher, wearing a Johnny, hooked up to 10-15 IV lines, and coughs when you squeeze his stomach. Special features, Quarantine Notaro is immune to most strains of flesh-eating bacteria, but is a known carrier. Quarantine Notaro shoots enemies with his detachable IV line, coughs his deadly virus onto them and can karate chop a team of infedels with the simple up and down action of his adjustable bed!!!
* Not for children under 4
**Fishing Pole with bacteria riddled fish on the end not included.
GET YOURS TODAY!! Supplies are limited!
Available at: WalMart, KB Toys, and Toys R Us.
Quarantine Notaro available at Mass General Hospital and Brigham & Women's!
***ON SALE NOW!!!***
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<Got Fish?>
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06-27-2003, 08:55 AM
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#154
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sweetieface
(NOTARO ACTION FIGURES!!!!
The Notaro Figures each come with 3 piece protective gear including a layer of Kevlar, a BIOhazard suit, and a full suit or armor! (armor! armor!)
Notaro comes in three styles:
Fishing Notaro complete with half rotted fishing net and waders, all three styles of protective gear and sea-sick pills. Flesh Eating Bacteria packet for you to use too!* Catch all the fish in the Center for Disease Control Pond with Fishing Notaro!**
Computer-Geek Notaro which comes with small laptop and easy chair. This series comes with optional reading glasses, two extra floppy disks, and Striped-Bass.com downloads for you!
Quarantine Notaro - this Hospital-bound action figure comes on his own stretcher, wearing a Johnny, hooked up to 10-15 IV lines, and coughs when you squeeze his stomach. Special features, Quarantine Notaro is immune to most strains of flesh-eating bacteria, but is a known carrier. Quarantine Notaro shoots enemies with his detachable IV line, coughs his deadly virus onto them and can karate chop a team of infedels with the simple up and down action of his adjustable bed!!!
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hahaha, karate chops? when u leave me in the quarrinated area on the beach, i will turn into a moldy corpse with a rod holding on my boney hands like mikecc's avatar.  |
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06-27-2003, 08:57 AM
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#155
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Andover, CT
Posts: 839
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Quote:
Originally posted by Notaro
what kind of underear am i going to wear?
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Well, whatever you do... DON'T make a G-STRING version!!!  |
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06-27-2003, 08:59 AM
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#156
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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 wait a minute... yes, do make them. why? they are for women who want to spice up their relationship or marriage by wearing it and a pair of kelvar gloves... |
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06-27-2003, 09:01 AM
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#157
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
Posts: 669
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Also Available:
Notaro Stripper Doll!!! Yes, kids, that's right, you can have your very own Notaro Stripper Doll!
Comes complete with Sparkling Tassles, Cardboard Stage and Dancing Pole, Parapalegic Breathable Wader-Boxers, Waterproof Briefs, and "Got String?" G-String!
Notaro Deluxe Stripper Doll comes with hotel room key and mini-collection of his very own porno's!!! (additional charge)
Rush out and get the Notaro Stripper Doll today! You don't want to be the only one on the block without one!
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<Got Fish?>
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06-27-2003, 09:03 AM
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#158
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Andover, CT
Posts: 839
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sweetieface
Rush out and get the Notaro Stripper Doll today! You don't want to be the only one on the block without one!
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Actually... Yes I do!  |
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06-27-2003, 09:03 AM
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#159
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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06-27-2003, 09:03 AM
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#160
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
Posts: 669
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liar.
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<Got Fish?>
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06-27-2003, 09:04 AM
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#161
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Taunton, MA
Posts: 1,022
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hey notaro.. is that a major wedgie i'm seeing? |
"Remember Amateurs built the Ark -- Professionals built the Titanic."
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06-27-2003, 09:05 AM
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#162
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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no, that's me shaking booty. and u can tell i looked like i just came outta bathroom...
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06-27-2003, 09:07 AM
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#163
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Taunton, MA
Posts: 1,022
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yeah but am i seeing toilet paper?
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"Remember Amateurs built the Ark -- Professionals built the Titanic."
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06-27-2003, 09:07 AM
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#164
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Andover, CT
Posts: 839
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06-27-2003, 09:07 AM
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#165
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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ya better watch out your peepee might fall off !
got bobbit
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06-27-2003, 09:08 AM
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#166
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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06-27-2003, 09:09 AM
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#167
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Taunton, MA
Posts: 1,022
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mtnbrz, lmfao.. good one!!!
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"Remember Amateurs built the Ark -- Professionals built the Titanic."
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06-27-2003, 09:10 AM
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#168
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Vero Beach Florida
Posts: 1,597
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Order now, and you'll receive a FREE set of Notaro Kitchen Knives!
These knives slice and dice!, they neuter your dog!... they even send your kids to college!
Heated knives cut through butter, jello, and even hard boiled eggs!...
And every thing else that's very tough to cut through!
And wait.... THERE"S MORE!!!...
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06-27-2003, 09:11 AM
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#169
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Kayak Fish with us.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Stonington, CT
Posts: 586
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Quote:
Originally posted by Notaro
wait a minute... yes, do make them. why? they are for women who want to spice up their relationship or marriage by wearing it and a pair of kelvar gloves...
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Where is my Notaro, s-b.com logo.... I need it for my fishing bag.
Sweetieface, you are to funny.. roflmao
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King Cove Kayak Center
926 Stonington Rd (US Route 1)
Stonington, CT 06378
Phone (860) 599-4730
is hosting the third annual Kayak Fishing Rodeo
Nils
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06-27-2003, 09:11 AM
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#170
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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06-27-2003, 09:22 AM
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#171
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Andover, CT
Posts: 839
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I got it…  You know what you need to market???
An inflatable version of the "tree huggers." Blow em' up and paddle around in em'. 
Perfect for those LONG TnW trips, when the bite is on and you just don't want to head to the dumper on shore! 
You could probably even mount a trolling motor on the XXL model!
ALL ABOARD! |
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06-27-2003, 09:23 AM
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#172
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Kayak Fish with us.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Stonington, CT
Posts: 586
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Quote:
Originally posted by MtnBrz1
Actually... Yes I do!
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Admit it, it would look cute on the mantle right next to the urn full of ashes.. rofl |
King Cove Kayak Center
926 Stonington Rd (US Route 1)
Stonington, CT 06378
Phone (860) 599-4730
is hosting the third annual Kayak Fishing Rodeo
Nils
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06-27-2003, 09:30 AM
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#173
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Andover, CT
Posts: 839
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Quote:
Originally posted by NilsC
Admit it, it would look cute on the mantle right next to the urn full of ashes.. rofl
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Yes... But it would look better in the urn!
No offense Notaro! |
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06-27-2003, 09:31 AM
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#174
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
Posts: 669
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Whaddya think the ashes were!
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<Got Fish?>
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06-27-2003, 09:33 AM
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#175
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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 nasty... |
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07-06-2003, 08:49 AM
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#176
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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07-06-2003, 11:34 AM
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#177
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Foxborough, Ma
Posts: 1,191
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Okay, I was away for most of this thread, and I just went thru all 12 pages.....
ALL OF YOU ARE CERTIFIABLE INSANE.......
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07-06-2003, 03:49 PM
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#178
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Rocket Launcher
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: cape cod canal
Posts: 322
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I Just did the same thing 12 pages can we say off topic
While laughter is the best medicine it doesn't work on flesh eating bacteria while your laughing it eats your trachea and kills you then moves to the next victim much like richard simons.
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Two Changes and It's Legal 
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07-06-2003, 11:44 PM
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#179
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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richard simmons was suffering from a overexercising crapola and got himself drained in mind... Besides, he doesn't fish. He eats bananas and lipos.
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07-07-2003, 05:20 AM
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#180
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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but hows ya PANCREAS?
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