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Old 12-26-2006, 03:43 PM   #1
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Boring Family

I'm sure some of you have the same thing. Tonight I go to my mothers cousin's house for the most boring holiday get togethers of the year. To top it off, my father who agrees with me that he would rather have a route canal then sit through dinner with them has convinced my mother that he has a cold coming so he shouldn't risk getting them sick. At least we could throw back a couple stiff drinks together in the past and get it over with...

He called me laughing saying good luck.

So at 5:00 I get to drive to the south shore and talk to my 40 year old cousin who never moved out of her parents house and sit in the same room as her sister who won't talk to me because I think animals are tasty. She is a HARD CORE environmentalist . She keeps fliers in her car in case she see's any indication you are a hunter so she can put it on your windshield. I told her about my hook removal method on dogfish a while back. She chringed. Just try to imagine the lectures I got when I was gill-netting.

I'd rather nail my tounge to the back of an 18 wheeler and get pulled through a field of broken glass naked then do this tonight.

Wish me luck!
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Old 12-26-2006, 03:48 PM   #2
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Angry start an argument

make it sound like it's her fault

claim she's ruined your appetite

and your out of here !!!!!!!!!
(i'm outta here) swear too

then storm out...
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Old 12-26-2006, 04:58 PM   #3
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So whats for dinner???

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 12-26-2006, 05:53 PM   #4
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make it sound like it's her fault

claim she's ruined your appetite

and your out of here !!!!!!!!!
(i'm outta here) swear too

then storm out...
Dam Rav, What advice do you have for me ,as i gotta pick up my Favorite brother in law at the airport Friday and spend 2 days with him.

" Choose Life "
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Old 12-26-2006, 06:09 PM   #5
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Squeel " What do you always pick on meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" Start tearing your clothes off revealing the word "meat" Sharpied in muliti-color, multi-size all over your body. Run outside and burn rubber outa there. You'll never be invited again.

Well, it works...

He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
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Old 12-26-2006, 06:19 PM   #6
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good one jake...

dave bring your camera
and pay for a lap dance
at the nearest strip club
and send that to his wife....

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Old 12-26-2006, 06:55 PM   #7
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Squeel " What do you always pick on meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" Start tearing your clothes off revealing the word "meat" Sharpied in muliti-color, multi-size all over your body. Run outside and burn rubber outa there. You'll never be invited again.

Well, it works...
That is great! I almost fell out of my chair.
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Old 12-26-2006, 09:59 PM   #8
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Sluggoslinger, I have a suggestion for you in regard to your two boring sistersinlaw but I can't tell you. It might ruin my steller reputation I have here as a gentleman.

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Old 12-27-2006, 10:05 AM   #9
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Well, I survived. Thank god for wine!

Sitting at the dinner table for almost two hours with no break between dinner and desert was just peachy. Its done for the year at least.

On to grandma's house tonight but I enjoy that. This could be her last and she pretty much raised me.
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