The Longest Thread in History

[Raven]

boom shaka-laka boom

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Don't forget - - - -


Anyone looking to save a buck?

[Katie]

If theres a tourist season.. Why can't we shoot them?

[pal156]

doh:

[gone fishin]

there's a two buck coupon online also.....

[gone fishin]

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like
you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."

[niko]

thanks katie, that made me laugh

[Swimmer]

I liked that also Katie.

[Katie]

i saw a bumper sticker last night with that saying

[fishaholic18]

[Bronko]

That is all...

[Striperknight]

Cool thread.

[Katie]

changed my avatar..

also..

What do you call a guy with his hand up a horses behind?
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An Amish Mechanic!

[UserRemoved1]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull%$%$%$%$tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Well yeah, . . . but you started it."

[redcrbbr]

just had not posted on this thread in some time...just knocking the cobwebs off

[Raven]

good BoB i was gonna paint in that corner...

[MrHunters]

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[MrHunters]

stare at the cross for a while. watch what happens

[MrHunters]

this thread is super dooper old. was there a winner?

[MrHunters]

anyone?

[MrHunters]

ok, i'll be patient.

[Swimmer]

at a video rental store. He had four tapes stuffed in his pants he was trying to get out the door. The four tapes he had in his pants were
Great Balls of Fire, Toy Story, BIG, and Field of Dreams. You can't make this stuff up.

[MrHunters]

Originally Posted by Swimmer

at a video rental store. He had four tapes stuffed in his pants he was trying to get out the door. The four tapes he had in his pants were
Great Balls of Fire, Toy Story, BIG, and Field of Dreams. You can't make this stuff up.

c'mon

[fishaholic18]

[fishaholic18]

Originally Posted by fishaholic18

That dude is nuts..

[OX]

It lives!

[Raven]

[quote=fishaholic18;584444]That dude is nuts..
/quote]

[Katie]

Got my license today

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CONGRATULATIONS KATIE!!!






OK, now just let me know during what hours you intend on driving so I can schedule my driving hours around yours.....

[JohnR]

Originally Posted by MrHunters

this thread is super dooper old. was there a winner?

Yes, it wasn't us though. Some place somewhere had 100,000 posts or something. We had some fun though

Originally Posted by Katie

Got my license today

Congrats Katie. Arrr Little Girl, All Gwoan Up (Now get a job! Better yet, go to college )