too funny

[Raven]

i have to say this because i have been calling all three school systems to get my home phone number taken off their school cancellations list
because i don't have any children...

and can only hope to inspire your children...
(i am a total into nature kind of guy....see)

anyways the phone rings out in the garage where i'm cutting wood
as its still 10 degree's outside..

and the lady says:
i'm calling to find out why your children are not in school today


and i let out this big belly laugh
and she was shocked at my response to her statement

then i explained that i have no children
and have been calling to be taken off the list.

[FishermanTim]

You could have had some fun and replied back (in your best redneck drawl) "My yunguns gets their schoolin at home. We ain't got no need for some high-falutin teachin!"

[Swimmer]

Originally Posted by FishermanTim

You could have had some fun and replied back (in your best redneck drawl) "My yunguns gets their schoolin at home. We ain't got no need for some high-falutin teachin!"

[BW from AZ]

my wife works at a school and gets that problem all the time. its because your number is with some one elses name. they are not calling you, just your number. get them to delete the number. if you can, schools are slow learners.

[Nebe]

I can invision Raven letting the chainsaw rip and yelling out something like "ohh no what have I done?!?!?? You might as well take them off the list... Do you have the number to 911??.....