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12-19-2009, 06:45 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Grump on Grumps-
I was standing on line at the Post office this morning when a mother
came in with 4 young kids.
The kids went over to the PO Boxes and were spinning the little knobs having a good time and laughing quietly.
This large grumpy old lady came in, and after watching the kids yells loudly in this crotchety voice,
"YA KNOW ,THAT IS FEDERAL PROPERTY!!!"
If I ever get that grumpy, kill me.
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" Choose Life "
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12-19-2009, 06:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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hey !!
this is the grump phorum...
she sounds like a freakin sweetheart... sign her up!
and you... that would only give you about two weeks ta live..!!!
been readin yer stumpin in the pissandmoanboutthegovt. phorum...ya almost there!
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12-19-2009, 06:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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I've noticed a lot of people on the edge lately. Just bitchy about everything. Driving like they've lost the will to live, dressing down their kids loudly in public. Folks who look like they're doing alright but act like they're going under. Today was one real sad adventure in Christmas shopping. I hate going out and seeing nearly everyone in that kind of pain.
The old lady in the PO, well she's probably been practicing...old look who's talking. Never thought I'd survive 21..
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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12-19-2009, 06:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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PS Merry Christmas, you two!
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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12-19-2009, 08:18 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
Posts: 14,773
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LOL.
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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12-19-2009, 10:06 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Its actually not Federal property! Postal emplyee informed me the Post Office is no longer Govt. run...its privately owned?  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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12-19-2009, 10:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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"The United States Postal Service (USPS) is an "independent establishment of the executive branch" of the United States Government (see 39 U.S.C. § 201) responsible for providing postal service in the United States. Within the United States, it is generally referred to as "the post office."
The USPS is often mistaken for a government-owned corporation (e.g. Amtrak), but as noted above is legally defined as an "independent establishment of the executive branch of the Government of the United States,"[cite this quote] as it is wholly owned by the government and controlled by the Presidential appointees and the Postmaster General. As a quasi-governmental agency, it has many special privileges, including sovereign immunity, eminent domain powers, powers to negotiate postal treaties with foreign nations, and an exclusive legal right to deliver first-class and third-class mail."
United States Postal Service - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
clear as mud, huh? |
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12-19-2009, 10:15 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Man you can say that again Karl???!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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12-19-2009, 10:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mansfield, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigFish
Its actually not Federal property! Postal emplyee informed me the Post Office is no longer Govt. run...its privately owned? |
Does that mean I can commit mail fraud now and not have to worry about going to a federal jail? |
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12-19-2009, 11:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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WTF <WERE YOU DOING IN THE P/O ON A SATURDAY >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WHEN YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR DAY 
I<M NOT LISTING ON E-BAY .TIL TUESDAY //F #$%^&*() THOSE LINES ><><<>< |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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12-20-2009, 10:20 AM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Your right JPI ,,, mean people suc .. you should have gave grandma a boot in the arse .. kids would love it .
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12-20-2009, 11:21 AM
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#12
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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I bet she was wearing dirty underwear....
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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12-20-2009, 06:14 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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I know it's ixnay to laugh in here, but with all youze guys posts
I can't help myself.  |
" Choose Life "
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12-20-2009, 06:23 PM
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#14
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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then play with yourself >make it a really [MERRY] Christmas  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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12-20-2009, 06:33 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Go put on your Hugh Hefner silk pajamas, light your pipe
and go back to dreaming ya old buzzard.
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" Choose Life "
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12-20-2009, 08:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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F $%^&*(the PJ,s
the pipes is already lit  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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12-21-2009, 04:42 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Clammer
Keep on Partyin  |
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12-21-2009, 08:22 AM
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wishin' i was fishin'
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toooo far from the beach !!
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children should be seen and not heard !!
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