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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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12-16-2009, 11:48 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 17
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Let me start by using foul language and threatening everyone
Dear Grumpy old pharts,
Just kidding my fellow wind bags,
I have entered my first post in the wonderfully appropriate forum after chowing down on some boiled brussel sprouts so at any moment I could lay into a mean haymaker that would echo all the way from Turkey...
But your safe cause it would be a cyber phart but here my curtains would be on fire.
Just wanted to take this opportunity to wish my fellow grumpy old pharts a wonderful Chritmas and happy new year.
God bless old pharts, we give the world more than these imbesiles could ever realize and all we ask in return is that they just leave us the f***k alone ..... 
(right about now is a good time to let one go BBbbbrrrrrrrrrrruuuummmmpt.. wow .. they was a real cheek giggler 
So to everyoneI send a big hug all the way from Turkey (the country not the bird) and wishing you all a great xmas and happy new year. |
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12-16-2009, 12:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
Posts: 2,260
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Welcome aboard John and what took ya so long.  |
Originally Posted by Flaptail
"Throw plugs like we do that will cause them to suffer humility. Pogies make any fisherman look good when bass are around. Bait is easy."
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12-16-2009, 12:32 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Hey Awesome John.....get bent ya grump!  But seriously...welcome to S-B and get bent! I hope your favorite chair bursts into flames too when you blow! I can't post any happy smilies in here cause its a grump forum.......so this is the best I can do!  I hope I do not lose my "Grump" rights for posting the word "smilies" in here!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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12-16-2009, 12:39 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,194
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Yes, welcome. I had the last of my brussel sprots from my garden last night  |
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12-16-2009, 01:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 31
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Luv those brussel sprouts!, for real luney tunes have some beans with'em if you dare! Looking forward to your posts.----LOUIE
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12-16-2009, 01:57 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,389
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Good to see you here, John! Now get these guys up in a lather with some of your pimping out the reel projects......
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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12-16-2009, 03:53 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
Posts: 8,543
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hi john, post some of your guitar in the muzik forum  . |
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12-16-2009, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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your scary
welcome to the train of GRUMPINESS
wooooo wooooooo all -> aboard !!!!!! |
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12-17-2009, 11:59 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 17
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Okey fellow grump miesters,
Thank you for the warm welcome,
I'd like to start my first post with a true grumpy old phart suggestion..
I propose that we have the below text printed onto beach buddy posters that we paste of our ride... this way we can identify eash other on the beach
"Caution Grumpty Old Phart"
I am here to enjoy quite and solitude,
To use my years of experience to catch fish,
I am not here to answer your non stop questions an tutor you,
Too bad if you aint catching,
no one showed me nothing I learned on my own,
I put in my time, and so must you,
Do not bust my chops, stand away from my casting area,
leave me the f**k alone and most importantly .
"Have a nice day" |
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12-17-2009, 01:46 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,119
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WOW, look who they let in the back door here.
AWESOME JOHN! welcome to our nuthouse
Aren't you too happy go lucky to be a grump, I just thought you were an old salt.
I hope all is well over there in Turkey land  |
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12-17-2009, 05:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 17
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Ey Slipknot,
good to see ya bro.....
Im so full of positive energy I need a place secret where I can be a nasty old grump phart.. I think I may have found my "phart zone"
stay well buddy.... |
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12-17-2009, 06:14 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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  *$(*)&^%#^&*^() to you too. |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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12-17-2009, 08:00 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Hey Awesome John, are you the same one that wrote the night fishing on a RR bridge story with the drunk guy, on the other site about 6 or 7years ago?
If so please share it again with us as it's one of the funniest stories i ever read
and i can still picture it in my mind. 
Even tried a search, to no avail a few years ago, to find it.  |
" Choose Life "
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12-17-2009, 09:00 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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watch the use of smilies in here..they're f*&%$# prohibited....and welcome...
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12-17-2009, 09:16 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 34,960
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Awesome John - what are you doing in Turkey? And whereabouts? Not hiking in the western reaches I hope....
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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12-18-2009, 04:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 17
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Just plug it,
I will try to find that article and paste it here..
Interestingly I sent a reference of that story to Zeno to use in his salt water Journal.
John R, why am I in Turkey? "Long" story brother,
better you do a wikipedia search under awesome john for details but just to sumarize "I was tryin to do some good in the name of humanity and I got "stuck here" but I guess God knows best so good things come from everything..
wait wer are supposed to be grumpy here...
dang nabit stuck in birdland .)
I'll get home soon I hope..
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12-18-2009, 10:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,702
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stay the f $#%^&*( there //ya miserable old dried up #^&#^&#^&#^& ><><><  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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12-19-2009, 05:09 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 17
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Hey Clammer just to bust your nuts I am coming to the USA and burning all your spots on the web...
Clammer
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ya miserable old dried up #^&#^&#^&#^& ><><><
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A mutual grumpy old phart trait we all share at our age. 
Your no exception #^&#^&#^&#^&weed
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12-19-2009, 10:02 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,702
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take my spots ...they are loaded with f $%^&*() bLOOOOOOOOFISH ;;
just don,t f$%^&* with the guys on this sites woman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they are mine ><><><  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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