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12-04-2013, 03:39 PM
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A horrible moment in life!
I was watching TV the other day when a hugely horrible moment in my life occurred. As I sat there watching Gilligan's Island , I saw Ginger first and thought , Oh Yeah!. Then Mary Ann came out and I thought , double oh yeah. Well then the horrible moment happened. Mrs. Howell came out and I thought , she looks pretty good too! My heart sank as the realization set in that I was now old enough to find Mrs. Howell attractive.   . I swear if it wasn't over half an hours drive I'd have driven down to jump off the Newport Bridge. What a bummer moment in the process of getting old !
I want to swear to everyone right now that if I ever turn on the Beverly Hillbillies Show and find myself attracted to Granny I will immediately take that ride to Newport!! |
Saltheart
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12-04-2013, 03:47 PM
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Granny?
she's invisible next to Ellie Mae
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The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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12-04-2013, 04:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltheart
I want to swear to everyone right now that if I ever turn on the Beverly Hillbillies Show and find myself attracted to Granny I will immediately take that ride to Newport!! |
At least she will liqour you up with her Rhuematiz Medicine before she Hog Ties you and has her way with ya  |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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12-04-2013, 04:09 PM
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Canceled
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Well, she ain't fat, kinda spry and gets all wound up! I kin hear her squealing now.
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Niles: You have met “people”, haven’t you?
Lets Go Darwin
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12-04-2013, 05:25 PM
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at least with Mary-anne you can hang on to the pigtails for dear life
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12-04-2013, 05:26 PM
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Hahahahahaha!!!!!
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12-04-2013, 07:46 PM
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Gilf Hunter
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12-04-2013, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by TheSpecialist
Gilf Hunter
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What's that?
-spence |
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12-04-2013, 07:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSpecialist
Gilf Hunter
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spence
What's that?
-spence
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Spence , you need to get out more! 
Hint , the G stands for Grandma's or Grannies |
Saltheart
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12-04-2013, 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slipknot
Granny?
she's invisible next to Ellie Mae
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Just googled Ellie Mae (Donna Douglas)
She's 80 years old now.
Wow, I feel old ! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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12-05-2013, 06:59 AM
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at least with granny sex
they don't want to get married
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12-05-2013, 07:44 AM
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Boy I did not sense anything wrong the other day when you came by.......other than the wooden whiskey barrel you had strapped on the roof of your car and all the coconut cream pies in the back seat......and the sailor cap you were wearing? Other than that all seemed normal?? LOL!
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Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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12-05-2013, 07:49 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
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Hahahaha
And Spence referes to them as Geriatrics ...
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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12-05-2013, 09:04 AM
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Not Jack
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silver fox
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12-05-2013, 09:10 AM
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SH...You should really like this then  |
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12-05-2013, 09:34 AM
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maybe MSNBC could fashion a law about this 
considering there's a time your too old to drive an automobile
there's also a time your too old to wear a BIKINI too |
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12-05-2013, 09:55 AM
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Many older women are eager to please, but unfortunatley a lot of them do not keep up up with the latest woman area grooming trends. My suggestion if you really want to get with an older woman is to keep the action above the neck line.
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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12-05-2013, 11:21 AM
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This thread is living proof that the Winter Shack Nasties have set in !
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12-05-2013, 12:03 PM
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Or bring a razor or clippers.....
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Originally Posted by fishbones
Many older women are eager to please, but unfortunatley a lot of them do not keep up up with the latest woman area grooming trends. My suggestion if you really want to get with an older woman is to keep the action above the neck line.
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Bent Rods and Screaming Reels!
Spot NAZI
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12-05-2013, 12:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSpecialist
Or bring a razor or clippers.....
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That's more work than I'm prepared to undertake. I heard a story about a guy on this site who "groomed" his girlfriend and it didn't go so well. It does make for a great story, though. |
Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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12-05-2013, 01:39 PM
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SH, that story is soooo funnie and unfortunately true.
It all starts when women in their 50's start calling you sir.  |
" Choose Life "
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12-05-2013, 03:13 PM
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Oh my! Ginger does look rough! Imagine being 79 and looking even older than you really are! |
Saltheart
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12-05-2013, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman
SH...You should really like this then |
... that thing needs a belt!! |
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12-05-2013, 04:37 PM
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Dawn Wells was on a recent episode of Chopped on the Food Network. She looked her age and then some. |
Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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12-05-2013, 06:13 PM
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Gilligan Island beauties - that's funny. We just have the benefit of a broader range of appreciation with age.
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12-06-2013, 01:13 PM
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Just stay away from "The Golden Girls"!!!!
I don't want to hear let alone think about anyone jonesing for Bea Arthur, Betty White or even Estel Geddy.  |
I am a legend in my own mind! 
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12-06-2013, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by massbassman
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Probably a diaper too |
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12-06-2013, 02:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman
SH...You should really like this then |
And she is only 47. That Florida sun really takes it out on your body |
Jon, 24' Nauset-Green Topsides, Beamie, North River. Channel 68/69. MSBA, NIBA
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12-06-2013, 03:32 PM
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Red Eye Jedi
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishbones
Many older women are eager to please, but unfortunatley a lot of them do not keep up up with the latest woman area grooming trends. My suggestion if you really want to get with an older woman is to keep the action above the neck line.
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solid advice |
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