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Old 02-14-2012, 03:13 PM   #1
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Whitney jokes
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What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on for Valentines day ?








Whitney's crack pipe
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Old 02-14-2012, 03:19 PM   #2
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Q: What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?
A: A major crack problem

There's going to be a huge line outside Whitney Houston's funeral next week.Which coincidentally is what killed her.

Whitney's last 2 big hits were the crack pipe and the floor
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Old 02-14-2012, 03:39 PM   #3
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What was her biggest hit? Her last one!
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:16 PM   #4
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:26 PM   #5
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Old 02-14-2012, 10:47 PM   #6
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Whitney's newest movie
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Old 02-14-2012, 10:56 PM   #7
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They held a candle light vigil for Whitney in her home town of Newark NJ
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:26 AM   #8
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I guess she'll always be...

Waiting to Exhale
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:27 AM   #9
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She beat Bobby Brown to death.
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:29 AM   #10
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What's pink and sits on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's valentines cards
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:35 AM   #11
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Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.

On a high note
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:41 AM   #12
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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can hit 50
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:47 AM   #13
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Live from Beverly Hills Hospital’s life support division.


Whitney Houston un-plugged.
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:35 AM   #14
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Old 02-15-2012, 09:56 AM   #15
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This thread is sad.
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Old 02-15-2012, 10:55 AM   #16
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I have to agree, and I'm far from a Houston fan.
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Oh. Poor Whitney the junkie who pissed her life away !
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Actually the sad part is she was able to get a prescription for drugs, and she was a struggling addict that's deplorable. She mixed booze and narcotics a definite no no. At one time she was a very talented singer, a long time ago. Its sad the way she died.
This thread was jokes..and they are funny.
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:25 AM   #19
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The people posting these jokes and the people who think they are funny are really sad and are without class.
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:39 AM   #20
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The people posting these jokes and the people who think they are funny are really sad and are without class.
And they are my friends! We're a sick lot I guess.
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Old 02-15-2012, 12:02 PM   #22
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The people posting these jokes and the people who think they are funny are really sad and are without class.
No what's really sad is the Moonbats out in California will no doubt send her doctor to prison for her dying.
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Old 02-15-2012, 02:22 PM   #24
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Back in the eighties, when I was a trader on Wall St, there would be a pool for the best joke before the opening.... Some were extremely good, some distastful, but the pot was sizable. I was amazed at how quickly they came out, sometimes before the body was cold....

That was then. I've lost any appreciation for them in this case.....I;m getting old i guess.
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:54 PM   #25
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In my opinion this whole thread is in very poor taste!!!!!!!!!!
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