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08-30-2011, 09:29 AM
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Knocked the little turd right off the log. took me 9 shots across the yard. Last I saw him just trying to grasp onto the log as he disappeared from sight. No body. That's a 100' plus shot.
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08-30-2011, 09:33 AM
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9 shots..........?
what was he doing.... 
going....
DING ding Ding DING
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09-02-2011, 02:34 PM
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#153
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Squeezetoy right corner pocket
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09-02-2011, 02:37 PM
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#154
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Gotta have the kill shot 
Oh mr fox I have something for youuuuuuuuu |
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09-04-2011, 08:17 AM
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#155
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Happiness is a Sunday morning when you stay home and pop a Squeezetoy then a squirrel walking over to see what all the noise was about and I popping his ass too |
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09-05-2011, 03:54 PM
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Ahhhhh Another step closer to a new winter hat
Skweeze toy left front pocket PING |
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09-05-2011, 04:11 PM
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CAPTURED
Tommy Tomato Muncher
Caught in the act 9/5/2011
RIP  |
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09-08-2011, 05:15 AM
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they are fast
one method i used was to lay a concrete block on it's side
that's up against a back board so it looks like this [][][]
i throw a little sunflower seed in the holes and when they
turn their back to me to go in there thats when they get it.
i no longer have chipmunks
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09-08-2011, 02:06 PM
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I do cuz I just saw 2 more WTF
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09-10-2011, 03:26 PM
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Festus A. Squeezetoy
DECEASED
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09-10-2011, 03:40 PM
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Late update
Two Gun Annie has been captured in a major battle. Mortally wounded she did not survive
They're coming out of the woods. There are 3 more chipmunks as of right now
WTF
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09-11-2011, 12:54 PM
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2 out of the front yard today
Good kills too it was very evident they were hit. Never found either body though. That stinks out a few burrows for a while. |
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09-14-2011, 02:10 PM
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Happiness is squishing a LARGE mouse between two cinder blocks not 5' away from my side door
I was trying to drown him with the hose and one of the blocks just happened to slip when he tried to jump out
I feel like I'm living in a damn zoo! |
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09-18-2011, 10:39 AM
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3 MORE all in a row
Film at 11
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09-18-2011, 11:42 AM
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CAPTURED one Osama Bin Chipmunk
His insurgent bodyguards were a fierce battle they were sworn to protect their supreme leader. They fired multiple vollies of acorn bombs to no avail. I dispatched them with 3 anti tank rounds at 100' and alas all that was left was their leader who was about to become a martyr. He popped out of his hole in the fence not 30 seconds later looking for his bodyguards and the trained ninjas swooped in to dispatch him with a single shot. He was airlifted to the USS Vinsfist where he was given a proper chipsmunkian religion burial at sea
Ok I threw him over the fence
Off in the not too far distance...chip chip chip chip chip (Google translates in chipmunk to  ) |
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09-18-2011, 01:09 PM
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FOUR
Record day!
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09-18-2011, 01:24 PM
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Cold snap is sure to cause a major frontal assault! But watch out for either flank as the tactics can CHANGE as fast as government policy!
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 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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09-18-2011, 04:00 PM
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Six in one day!!
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09-19-2011, 03:31 PM
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do you have the tally for the season?
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i bent my wookie
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09-19-2011, 04:53 PM
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nope but I got two more about a 1/2 hour ago.
I know there's still at least two more near the pool because I see them running back and forth in the grass
This is nuts. Btw I think 95% of what I've posted here has been at my house.
The guy out front at the shop got pissed that I'm taking them out there too. He went and bought a trap. I watched everytime I went near the door today. I saw multiple chipmunks sitting near the trap. He even moved the trap once too. These things are way too smart for traps. He says stop shooting them and I'll trap them then take them far away. I think he was about to cry.
whatever.... After seeing just how many rodents there are around this year I don't want them around anymore. This guy is feeding the things non stop so he's drawing them to the building. They run in my garage, they run in my space, and they're not scared in the least of you. One ran right between the legs of my landlord a few weeks ago. Guy couldn't believe it.
Yesterday I go to Home Depot. I drive home and there's one sitting in the middle of the road in front of my house. Like he's the friggin lookout. He was one of the six yesterday. Couldn't get out of the truck fast enough when he runs in my front yard |
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09-21-2011, 11:24 AM
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Love your thread Scott but !!!
I hate to take the "Joy" out of you life.......
I was just talking about the little bastards ETc ETc ... when a doctor friend told me to do this and it works 
well we shall see and you can still post pictures
you ready ?
Fill a bucket with water and float sunflower seeds on the top .............
They jump in and can't get out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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09-21-2011, 03:38 PM
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only the striped sunflower seeds float for that method
but i prefer (+) the scope.... and 1500 FPS lead
i've trained the crows to fly off with the dead munks
because a Raven knows how they think
and they are very accustomed to getting our meat scraps
i have a 55 gallon drum with a plywood top
and that is their trusted feeding platform
this morning i had 5 crows on the ground eating |
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09-22-2011, 01:54 PM
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Check the bucket at lunch today , and a huge woodchuck was waiting for me
I just can't win this war .....
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09-22-2011, 03:46 PM
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Peter been there done that.
Pellet gun much faster and I'm losing the war. They're coming out of everywhere. Little ones now. WTF it's like revenge of the killer tomato here! I got three now that have made a home under my steps at the shop, sitting on my door threshold eating friggin nuts today! I'm getting infested with them-I got one today too. The other two are busy running in circles. Can't even hit the #^&#^&#^&#^&ers they chase each other so fast. I thinkin one is lookin for a little chipmunk love or somethin. WTF help they're chewing my satellite dish now
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09-22-2011, 05:12 PM
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those are "LIKE" the National Guard chippy's (lol)
that got the call, but aren't used to the new territory
....give them some time.....Bugger
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VB something is completely eating my sweet potato leaves
thinking it's a deer....but i'm not sure YET
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09-23-2011, 04:45 PM
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Little bastids called Google and setup a ad campaign now.
This just popped up on this site! WTF they're trying to send me away
I got another one today out front when I got home. |
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09-23-2011, 05:11 PM
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4 2day
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09-24-2011, 01:02 PM
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One more under the steps at the shop today. I'm trying on two at the pool right now the little nasties are so quick. They're very small it's got to be a new brood. I've had shots but it's 60+ feet and they're too quick
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09-24-2011, 02:24 PM
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the guy who wanted to find water
their out in the jungle cruisin but out of water
so they take an apple and stick it in a small hole
under the watchful eye of the baboon like Monkeys
then they leave and watch from afar
very patiently.
the monkey tries to remove the apple
but then his hand is stuck
and he refuses to let go
out of a survival instinct
a whole day passes
until finally the next day
the monkey lets go
and the chase is ON
he lead them straight
>>>>> to the water.
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09-25-2011, 08:17 AM
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#180
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reason for story:
cardinal chirps to chippy's
is the monkeys apple
the Crows just came and took the CHICKEN |
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