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Old 04-24-2010, 12:04 PM   #1
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DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling **s-holes."

Without skipping a beat the old timer said,"Must be doing well... Only two left."



DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE

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Old 04-24-2010, 04:53 PM   #2
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:34 PM   #3
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:42 PM   #4
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Reminded me of when my Dad, who had a fairly large nose, was sitting in the barber's chair, in his later years,
when 2 young guys waiting behind him were laughing about his nose.

He got up from the chair with the bib on and all, walked up to them and said,

"you won't be laughin long when you feel the point of my shoe up your arse."

His brother "Pop Kuie", while in his early 80's ,had to go to court over a fist fight
after some guy made a remark about his dog in front of the cofectionary store.

Don't mess with old people.

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Old 04-24-2010, 10:35 PM   #5
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Back in the day ;;

the tough punks of today .. use knives & guns . & never fight one on one ;;;


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Old 04-26-2010, 07:59 AM   #6
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