TELEMARKETERS

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Johnny I sign up for nothing.

I have had suspicions in the past that a select few did some stuff. I'm not getting into it here. I can't prove it and don't care.

Just frustrated with this stuff. The election calls are starting on the home line now too.

[Bob Thomas]

Get yourself a police whistle. Don't recognize the number, pick up and blow the whistle as loud as you can. they call back, do it again. On the third try, answer and say it was your new fax machine. Let them feel some pain for a while!

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Got a good one this afternoon. Some La heehaw from the Tx office.

Somebody is getting a free alarm system installed at 8am tomorrow.

Same address same phone number. I kept the guy on the phone for 26 minutes while I cooked dinner. I had my family rolling on the floor.

You'd think they wouldn't be so stupid as to fall for this twice. I hoe it costs them money. LOTS..

New telephone number they're calling my cell phone now. Must have gotten kicked off the Washington state number like the NH number before that.

VMS alarms again. They will not stop calling.

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Called back today wanting my dob and social LOL riiiiiiiight.

I got a manager on the phone and told him I have records of every day and time they've called and I'm happy to keep wasting their time

He says " So you don't want the alarm system?" roflmao

Good one.

[FishermanTim]

Maybe you can send them to Washington, DC ?
Or you could keep them local and send them to the District Attorney's house since they were supposed to stop these kinds of calls from getting through?

Lastly, I'd go with a whistle or an air horn!

If you were to go the route of mailing them a "care-package", there was an example of a good one from a book called "Dear Sir, Drop Dead: a collection of hate mail through the ages!"
The sender sent a box of chocolates (small) inside a larger box stuffed with crumpled newspapers and cockroaches. They will discover the "added" gift too late to prevent them from scurrying all over the place.

Just make sure to give a return address that is a vacant lot (for your security)!

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hahahahahaaa! i like it!

[UserRemoved1]

The salesman that keeps calling me is this Louisiana guy named Al. Funny bastid. I asked him today if he knew Bubba Gump. Told him I went to school with him LOL

Asked if he ever had Bubba Gump Shrimp he laughed.

Then he says I know all about that and he says he's a hegeeby or something like that. I said wtf is that? He says he's a crossbreed. I asked him if he spent alot of time in pastures LOL that was freakin funny.

Poor guy doesn't even know he's bein wagged all the way. I kept that guy on the phone for 26 minutes last night while we cooked dinner. That was a funny call. You can't interupt this guy he nevers shuts up.

[johnny ducketts]

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HELLO this is Rachel at card services

press 1 now to speak to a live agent

"your mothers a whore"

click



7 today theyre all going to my cellphone today my office line isn't ringing when they call.

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Always glad to spread a little SALTY cheer

[Raven]

cool .....now.... your all set before the primary