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08-24-2007, 04:36 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Killer Farts
Man ..I had a chilly dog at South Bay Station (orange line) yesterday . Today I was a farting superstar.. 1 chilly dog = about 50 farts (good ones). It was brutal ,, made myself sick .. If I ever have to spend the day with someone I don't like , I know where I'm having lunch the day before . Truly amazing ...    ... What does it for you ? |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-24-2007, 04:39 PM
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Night Stalker
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That's truly nasty.
coffee the morning after an evening w/ burritos w/ green salsa and beans.
Last edited by luds; 08-24-2007 at 04:45 PM..
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08-24-2007, 05:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
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Its not truely nasty unless you can clear a packed subway train.  |
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08-24-2007, 05:03 PM
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><(((°> ><((( °> ><(((°>
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Falmouth, Ma
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Lots of cheap beer the night before
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60 % of the time, it works every time.
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08-24-2007, 05:30 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Slingah knows someone who dropped one last night that made the wallpaper peel off the walls!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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08-24-2007, 05:35 PM
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><(((°> ><((( °> ><(((°>
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Falmouth, Ma
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I thought it was thunder i was hearing, but I am down on the cape.
That's some chili dog  |
60 % of the time, it works every time.
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08-24-2007, 06:43 PM
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viva the plug-o-lution
Join Date: May 2002
Location: notsob
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i smell like rotting vegetable matter right now.
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live to fish. fish to live. rod tips high.
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08-24-2007, 07:12 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
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Dried fruit of anykind. Thanks Ed for not eating that before the concert a few weeks ago, I appreciate it.
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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08-24-2007, 09:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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Dried fruit is done commercially with sulfur, especially apricots. The secret ingrediant that makes hard boiled eggs nuclear. Add beer for propellant and you have a weapon...
I am Booferman
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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08-24-2007, 10:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
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True Story
Many years ago my best friend who was the Hendrix of farting in sound variations and super horror smells had just picked up his new junker station wagon and stopped to get me for one of our somewhat standard 800 mile plus all day all night cruises in NE.....
Few miles later we hit 495 north and he starts wailing on his gas guitar and they reek unbelievably bad so I frantically reach for the window handle and its not there.... I look over at him with a look of complete horror and he has the Cheshire Cat thing going and rips some more.... I dive over the front seat into the back and again no handles .... both sides................... U F...er I yell and he is laughing and farting up a storm at the same time....
After I twisted his ear from behind he lowered his window and the wagons rear window..... finally I could breathe.... I swore he took the handles off but he said he did not and that the $300 wagon came like that.
The Horror 
***8 track player raggy weed assorted wild vitamins strange fungi cheap beer lots of cigarettes Wild Turkey miles of road and our youth..... |
Good health and family
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08-24-2007, 11:49 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Bingo Jake/Fred ... My wife was watching Oprah (not me) and a this subject was discussed in length . They had a Doc and they asked him what makes farts stink ? Sulfur ... foods with a higher sulfur content will make you stinky bastaged.. You gotta know what does it to you so you know what to avoid on special occaisions .. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-25-2007, 08:16 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Rochester, NH
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For me it's chicken. Don't care if it's home or fast food. I bought a basket of legs once driving from Conn to Georgia somewhere around Va.
Couple of hours later started the toots. One especially warm and lengthly blast had me pulling over on the highway and leaning over the hood laughing so hard I couldn't see. It's bad when you are assaulted by your own and can't stand it.
Sarge
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The Ole Sarge
RC&SU (Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
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08-25-2007, 09:43 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: south hadley ma
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Mix a little of the Liptons French Oinion soup mix with a little mayo and put it on a Ritz look out baby I have been know to clear out the sorting room in a Hospital laundry where a worked when I was younger. That how bad they were. ThomT
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08-25-2007, 10:47 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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It was you
I'll never ride the orange line again!
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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08-25-2007, 11:01 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: N.K.
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Large #9 from subway washed down with a 6pack of keystones will clear just about any room.
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08-25-2007, 02:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam_777
Large #9 from subway washed down with a 6pack of keystones will clear just about any room.
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You have to be ready to shut it down fast with that combo!   |
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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08-26-2007, 06:12 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Springfield, MA
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You guys are killine me here. OMG, got tears and everything. Time back, when I used to scuba dive the Glouchester area, always ate breakfast at the diner near the marina. His home fries were to die for. BUT, add two tanks of compressed air to those, combined with a little Nitrogen build-up, and you have one deadly combo. Now, put three or four divers into a wagon on the ride back home, and around Worcester, the car is emitting an odor similar to a bad catalytic converter.
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08-26-2007, 07:14 AM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Just imagined 4 guys in dive suits farting, bobbing to the surface... Another bad food mentioned on Oprah from the Doc (when wife was watching it ) was red meat . Red meat takes much longer to digest .. lays in there days , kinda rotting really . Who'd of thought this forum be so educational ?
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-26-2007, 09:01 AM
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end of the fence guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: tiverton ri
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eggs
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boat fish dont count
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08-26-2007, 09:24 AM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Judging by today the following is a good fart recipe:
mutigrain tortilla cracker chips
red bean salsa
2 buffalo chicken sandwiches
washed down with a 6 of sam adams
iced caramel latte is the morning catalyst. about to have a couple breakfast burritos |
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08-26-2007, 09:31 AM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by luds48
Judging by today the following is a good fart recipe:
mutigrain tortilla cracker chips
red bean salsa
2 buffalo chicken sandwiches
washed down with a 6 of sam adams
iced caramel latte is the morning catalyst. about to have a couple breakfast burritos |
Take the day off ,, go fishing ,, see the honey tomorrow ...  |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-26-2007, 09:49 AM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tagger
Take the day off ,, go fishing ,, see the honey tomorrow ... |
I'm thinking this is a good week to reload and save some gas money. Tough moon. |
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08-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: RI
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Milk.Lactose intolerant.
I can clear an arena.
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08-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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xxx
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Playin' in the Dark
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tagger
.. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..
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I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too. |
"Remember, my friend, that knowledge is stronger than memory, and we should not trust the weaker" - Van Helsing
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08-26-2007, 06:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Burlington
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Keep Tagger out of the elevators |
low & slow 37
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08-27-2007, 10:32 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
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We have descended to this? God help us. |
Why even try......... 
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08-27-2007, 11:08 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaptail
We have descended to this? God help us. |
hahahaa.....its almost as bad as my hotdog thread...  |
Live at Leeds
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08-27-2007, 11:20 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clogston29
I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too.
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Don't forget to have the bus hit Taco Bell for a couple of Burrito Grandes on the ride home to "Top off the Tank" |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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08-27-2007, 11:45 AM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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I'm lighting up my cube right now.  |
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08-27-2007, 11:57 AM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
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This thread stinks.
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It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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