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Old 01-08-2009, 04:46 PM   #1
Mad Hatter
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Talking Is there such a thing as a fishing joke?

I mean, a good fishing joke....

"If I knew I was going to live this long -
I woulda took better care of myself!"
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:59 PM   #2
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Well, there's always my cousin Ed.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:28 PM   #3
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Yeah come fishing with me, now that's a joke

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Old 01-08-2009, 06:50 PM   #4
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Why I Quit Fishing!

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the
day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that $hit?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped
fishing.

“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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