Remember The "Tongue Or No Tongue" Thread???

[BigFish]

Well....I am happily here to put it to rest once and for all! Just watching TV Guides Top Moments of 2003 with Fishchick, and they showed the number 5 moment as that of Madonna and Brittany lip-locked! Well, once again, we saw the video and it showed no tongue, just as I knew was the case, and this followed by a Brittany Spears interview where she lays all uncertainty to rest......."There was no tongue".....is what Brittany is quoted as saying! So to all you dillusional, blind, and sexually repressed folk out there........I can sleep well tonight as I have been vindicated! It feels great to be right! Fishchick, I am sure will be along at a later time for comment and re-buttal! My goodness this is a long winter!

[missing link]

la la la :0 cant we just think the used the tongue

[BigFish]

Sorry ML...hate to burst your bubble!

[HighTide]

I still like to think there was tongue involved

[FishChick]

Oh Well!! All I can say is you folks didn't have to be there when it was confirmed by Brittney. I had to watch BigFish gloat all night He was right all along!!

[Jimbo]

Well I'm not convinced just because Brittany said it, it means it's true. She could be a lying-all those Hollywood types do. I recently conducted some extensive research with my wife on the tongue-no tongue theory and my results conclude that no matter whether I played the role of Madonna or Brittany, given the opportunity for an open mouthed kiss with a female (whether she was human, or one of many farm animal species and several domesticated household pets) I was incapable of keeping my tongue in my own mouth, rather I found my "linguis-maximus" performing on its own, various dental exams, tonsillectomies and otherwise rendering my partner tongue-tired. I like to believe and picture in my mind that two women in a similar situation would react no differently, however my wife abruptly bitch-slapped me and would not agree to participate in that study.

[BigFish]

[fishaholic18]

Here we go again!

[BigFish]

Oh no.......it has been officially settled!

[Jimbo]

I agree, I was just so bored at work I needed something to do to kill a half hour. In reality, I am married to Brittany Spears so I know full well her tongue was surgically split like a serpeant's and she has learned to flick it at speeds greated than can be perceived by studio cameras and therefore what you see in that picture is indeed a prop used by many Hollywood types which is known as a "tongue stand-in" and belongs to....Morgan Fairchild...yea, that's the ticket.