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09-19-2005, 05:19 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Kids 4 Sale!
2 boys ages 11 and 12.....low mileage....a little noisey on the road.....must sell as pair...no room in the garage for both! They take quite a bit to feed but can work for food! Best offer or will take plugs in trade! 
Why is it you can be at a spacious beach.....a football field.....or having just moved into what is a spacious house compared to the tuna can apartment we were living in and the kids are still on top of each other....getting in each others way.......why must they be at each others elbow?????  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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09-19-2005, 05:37 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Originally Posted by BigFish
......why must they be at each others elbow????? |
--just cause ther'e good old red blooded american boys.   |
" Choose Life "
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09-19-2005, 05:39 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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They are great kids but Gawd dammit I can't get anything done with them around.....they expect me to entertain them 24/7.....damn video games are going out the window! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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09-19-2005, 05:55 PM
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Wishin' for fishin'
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Brockton
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Ha Ha
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09-19-2005, 06:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
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Now that you are in the house, hand them each a paintbrush and tell them how much fun it is. Ya know, like Huck Finn  |
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09-19-2005, 06:37 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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I could give you one 8 year old girl for them.....Make you appreciate those 2 boys you got even more 
I'm telling ya....Girls are tough.....Its like a mini version of the wife....but mine has more attitude.....and we haven't even hit the teen years yet   |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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09-19-2005, 06:43 PM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
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do like I used too when it was my turn to watch them..wet their lip's and stickem to the wall's.
now in the real world our mother always said,,,"if you can't find some to do, I'll find work for you to do" we left vapor trail's going out the door.
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BOAT fish do count.
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09-19-2005, 06:43 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,686
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Originally Posted by BigFish
2 boys ages 11 and 12.....low mileage....a little noisey on the road.....must sell as pair...no room in the garage for both! They take quite a bit to feed but can work for food! Best offer or will take plugs in trade!
Why is it you can be at a spacious beach.....a football field.....or having just moved into what is a spacious house compared to the tuna can apartment we were living in and the kids are still on top of each other....getting in each others way.......why must they be at each others elbow????? |
What, you didn't do the same thing as a kid to your dad!!! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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09-19-2005, 10:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
I'm telling ya....Girls are tough.....Its like a mini version of the wife....but mine has more attitude.....:
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you ain't chittin.....16 and full of 'Tude" |
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09-20-2005, 07:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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CS ... my Mom said that too, I used it on my kids, and it worked there too.
playstation... them games make great frisbees, gets them kids PO'd, but they get the point right quick!
Maybe that's why I'm spending my life going from game to game to game, now... oh well, paybacks a beatch. |
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09-20-2005, 07:45 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Originally Posted by Slingah
you ain't chittin.....16 and full of 'Tude"
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I thought I had the only one with Tude.  |
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09-20-2005, 08:02 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
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Fair trade would be two girls fer the two boys. 10 and 16. Younger one needs a little help with math and daydreams, but eats like a flea. Older one, uhm, like The Dad and Slingah said on the 'tude (X10 depending on time of the month and phase of the moon), but only if you make her come out of her kid-cave to tell her to clean it up. On the plus side, raging hormones are an issue she will generally take up with other adult females in the house.
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09-20-2005, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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printer strategy
design a quick coupon for acheivment of a task...
which you decide as necessary
make a coupon bank somewhere
a clear glass JAR will work so they can see inside.
kinda like a tip jar...
a big juicy catalog helps the promotion....
and when they individually complete one....
you sign it and in the jar it goes like treasure
and there is only the way to save treasure
and can't be spent on junk
redeemable for wanted items at a future date
either make them compete or work together
on a project for a bigger item for both.
SEE ENCLOSED
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09-20-2005, 09:53 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Raven you are too funny! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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09-20-2005, 10:21 AM
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Registered LUser
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mashpee, MA
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Padded, soundproof room...toys for amusement (or not...)...no doorknob on the inside...fire/flood/nuclear war detector to allow emergency escape. This is my plan for my future children for when they're not running around in flannel, chewing tobacco, and bringing home frogs. The room may work for yours; just don't patent it and steal my invention. |
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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09-20-2005, 10:52 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 833
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Larry - Dr. Phil would say they are "Adjusting" . . . give it time.
One minute mine are  and the next  I just ignore 'em |
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09-20-2005, 10:55 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
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Them boys are big enough to do some useful work. Yep , "find something to do or I'll find something for you"!! That line worked every time! |
Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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09-20-2005, 12:45 PM
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WTF
Join Date: May 2004
Location: wareham
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
I could give you one 8 year old girl for them.....Make you appreciate those 2 boys you got even more
I'm telling ya....Girls are tough.....Its like a mini version of the wife....but mine has more attitude.....and we haven't even hit the teen years yet |
why must you scare me like that?  i have one on the way in nov. |
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09-20-2005, 01:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
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I'd trade 2 boys 15 & 19 for any 2 of you misfits on this site.
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I'd be like earrings on a pig anyway  |
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09-20-2005, 01:02 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,178
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Originally Posted by redneck24
why must you scare me like that? i have one on the way in nov. |
Be afraid.....be VERY Afraid... 
Just stock up on the Garlic and Holy Water...
Oh and prepare to be wrapped like you've never been wrapped before....Nothing is more powerful than the smile of "Daddy's Little Girl" |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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09-20-2005, 01:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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girls are worth way more than boys . they are breeders and carriers boys are just breeders .
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09-20-2005, 01:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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Originally Posted by Billybob
I'd trade 2 boys 15 & 19 for any 2 of you misfits on this site.
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I'd be like earrings on a pig anyway |
make a bet ! |
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09-20-2005, 01:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
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Redneck24, The Dad speaks the truth. Be afraid, be very afraid. Mine some how arranged it so their cycles are in sync and their "friend" visits within days of each other. For a good week out of every month I feel like the priest in The Exorcist, but with two Regans telling me in graphic detail what I can do to myself. And I have one more on the verge of joining the coven.
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09-20-2005, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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other other hand
Maybe you just need the right Nanny
to spank their fanny.  |
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09-21-2005, 03:02 PM
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WTF
Join Date: May 2004
Location: wareham
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Originally Posted by Jimbo
Redneck24, The Dad speaks the truth. Be afraid, be very afraid. Mine some how arranged it so their cycles are in sync and their "friend" visits within days of each other. For a good week out of every month I feel like the priest in The Exorcist, but with two Regans telling me in graphic detail what I can do to myself. And I have one more on the verge of joining the coven.
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09-21-2005, 03:25 PM
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Registered LUser
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mashpee, MA
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Redneck, My dad got saddled with 4 girls (I was his last try for a boy), and he's still alive to tell the tale. Never once got wrapped around our fingers. Always has and always will rule the house. I wouldn't worry too much. It's doable.  |
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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09-21-2005, 04:09 PM
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fishing the pacific
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Port Townsend, WA
Posts: 993
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Originally Posted by Raven
Maybe you just need the right Nanny
to spank their fanny. |
I am feeling naughty |
Keep lines wet and tight in the pacific
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