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01-23-2013, 03:22 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
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How cold was it?
It was so cold this morning that I farted and the gas turned to solid before it smelled
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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01-23-2013, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Marshfield, Ma
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It was so cold this morning I walked out to Stellwagen Bank to go Ice Fishing
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"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"
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01-23-2013, 05:26 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
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I chipped a tooth on peanut butter
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01-23-2013, 05:46 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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My dog's pee froze before hitting the fire hydrant! And the tootsie rolls were frozen before hitting the ground... 
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 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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01-23-2013, 06:42 PM
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Or as me grand pappy used to say, it's cold enough to whizz and lean on it.
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01-23-2013, 07:34 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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Walked the entire length of Narragansett town beach this morning .. 15 degrees. My girlfriend found a sand dollar on the frozen sand!!
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01-23-2013, 11:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Marshfield, Ma
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It's so cold, I just spit out an ice cube
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"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"
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01-24-2013, 06:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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it's so cold ....
that i've fallen and can't get up
seems the boys froze to the floor
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01-24-2013, 06:37 AM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Quote:
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It was so cold this morning I walked out to Stellwagen Bank to go Ice Fishing
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Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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01-24-2013, 08:23 AM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
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01-24-2013, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
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It was so cold this morning that when I shoved my hands down my pants to warm them up my balls were colder than my finger tips.
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Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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01-24-2013, 12:26 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Marshfield, Ma
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It was so cold this morning Polar Bears were chasing seals off of Monomoy
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01-24-2013, 01:19 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
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I heard they shut down the ORV corridor because penguins were nesting on back beach
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01-24-2013, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MA/RI
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it's so cold I'm constipated
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01-24-2013, 11:17 PM
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01-24-2013, 11:21 PM
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Dog pisses on his owners #^&#^&#^&#^&ty excuse for a snowman
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01-25-2013, 12:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Marshfield, Ma
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It's so cold, The debt ceiling froze before Obama could waste any more of OUR money
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01-25-2013, 07:32 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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It's so cold, my Husky mix puppy wanted to come inside after only half an hour at the dog park
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
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01-25-2013, 11:36 AM
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"Fishbucket"
Join Date: Feb 2004
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So cold I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets
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01-25-2013, 10:01 PM
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Bait Boy's Dad
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: South Shore MA
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It was so cold I saw a politician with his pants on.  |
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it - Irish Blessing
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01-25-2013, 10:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Marshfield, Ma
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It was so cold this morning Jack Frost called "Joe and the good people of Venezuela" for some oil
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01-26-2013, 12:23 AM
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Registered User
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Location: RI
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Quote:
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It was so cold this morning Jack Frost called "Joe and the good people of Venezuela" for some oil
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Contrived but a good effort 
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01-26-2013, 08:09 AM
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Contrived but a good effort
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Thanks pal! It was late and I was tired.
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"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"
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01-31-2013, 05:41 AM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Corollary for today: How windy was it?
There were small log warning out in the toilet boil for 2-3" as winds blew back down the vent stack!
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Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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01-31-2013, 12:46 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
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All night , crash , bang boom around the neighborhood. Fortunately none of it was in my yard. About 4 AM a big Booom and then no power. Obviously a tranformer blowing. tree or limb must have fallen on the wires.
It was so windy the Goodyear blimp was flying backwards!
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Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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