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11-05-2013, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 7,649
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I love Obama...
Two men sitting on a park bench...
guy 1:
"I love Obama because now I can get health care even though I am unemployed."
guy 2 asks:
" Why are you unemployed?"
guy 1 responds:
"I got laid off because my employer can't afford to pay for Obamacare"
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11-05-2013, 08:19 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,554
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LOL
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11-06-2013, 06:20 AM
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#3
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,685
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I heard Obama called Red Sox manager after the World Series win , not to congratulate on the win but for advice on how to go from worse to first !
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11-06-2013, 06:32 AM
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#4
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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what drink is like Obama?
said guy two
guy one
Black Russian ?
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11-06-2013, 11:26 AM
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#5
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Pembroke
Posts: 3,343
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This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg, TX, who reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Kerrville. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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11-06-2013, 01:58 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Thanks, I needed a good laugh.  |
" Choose Life "
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11-11-2013, 04:15 PM
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#7
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Chuckle,, snicker, chortle, Lol
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11-12-2013, 09:30 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Gloucester Massachusetts
Posts: 2,678
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Lots of Laughs....  |
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