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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board

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Old 04-12-2015, 03:17 PM   #1
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Bronchitis grumpage

Been basicly bed bound for 2 days coughing up bloody lung cookies and blowing ectoslyme out my nose.

Being sick S U C K S !!!!!!!!
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Old 04-12-2015, 06:23 PM   #2
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Bloody lung cookies, thats pretty funny. Hope you feel better did you get antibiotics for it?

Everything is better on the rocks.
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Old 04-12-2015, 07:32 PM   #3
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Since this is a virus, antibiotics are useless. I've been drinking Thomas tew rum, lime juice and honey and it helps a little.
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Old 04-12-2015, 07:34 PM   #4
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Mucinex DM helps break up the ectoslyme! After the battle, 1st time in years I have had a clear nasal passage!

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Old 04-12-2015, 07:44 PM   #5
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All I think of when I hear the word Muscinex is that annoying French bee.
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Old 04-13-2015, 04:22 AM   #6
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i have a secret Raven Recipe for that....

it starts with slippery elm bark (indian's used to live off this stuff)
you can buy them at many stores -the brand name is "thayers"
so it's slippery elm throat lozenge's by thayers

you can take these (chewable) or use slippery elm powder you buy at a health food store
that has bulk herbs in big jars

and you make a tea with it that turns as red as red wine...
you do this in a cooking pan so you can later "decanter" just the
red liquid off the top and then i'll still use a "coffee filter" to strain out the
mucilaginous portion of it ....

what these lozenges and tea does is to quiet the cough and it
makes you pass out the phlegm out the South END of ya.

no more hacking up a lungey --- i also use muscinex when i am
having some problems breathing...like with the air valve getting compromised
with clear phlegm .... but slippery elm! rolls it up (cookies)detaches it from
your mucous membrane walls and away it goes down the poop shoot...bye bye
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i've had ZERO colds this winter season.... amazingly so...
and the way i accomplished this is by eating one NAVAL orange per day "making sure"
to eat the white material between the sections which is pure BIOFLAVINOIDS
and that makes your Vitamin C intake ..........work more effectively.
that and taking my tried and true echinacea herb blend with goldenseal


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Old 04-13-2015, 05:02 AM   #7
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Old 04-13-2015, 05:43 AM   #8
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ganoderma or Red Reishi
these mushrooms grow for up to 100 years
if you disturbed these in ancient china-> it was off with your head- samurai action
this was 2000 years ago reserved for the Royalty only....

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Old 04-13-2015, 05:45 AM   #9
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get well Soon Nebe
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Old 04-13-2015, 09:06 AM   #10
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Thanks raven. Cough cough.
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Old 04-13-2015, 09:27 PM   #11
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Old 04-14-2015, 04:21 AM   #12
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Cough cough.
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trust in Riccola ! powerful & effective....
bam!
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Old 04-14-2015, 07:28 PM   #13
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Cant believe it took 11 posts into the thread before this showed up

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Old 04-14-2015, 08:42 PM   #15
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i remember this smart ass we had in the locker room .... right
he was mr Lungey ..... ya see
could hurl a lungey clean over a set of lockers and nail someone
on the next isle.... like a freakin SNIPER
well one day mr show off lets one fly in a perfect ARCH
except unfortunately for him it hit the coach right on top of his head
now this MUTHER foker was like Coach Belechick a total no nonsense guy
he had that idiot doing more calisthenics than i ever new existed
for like 3 weeks straight... heh heh heh - cough cough
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Old 04-15-2015, 08:36 AM   #16
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Our house has been ravaged for the past week with the blow- out-both-ends-simultaneously stomach bug..... I am the last one... Started at 1:15 this morning. I am not a happy camper. Tried to fight it for the past few days but have given into the dark side. Total System clean out in progress. Feel and sounds like an alien is gonna pop out of my stomach
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Old 04-15-2015, 06:24 PM   #17
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LOL , get better Mike.

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Old 04-16-2015, 04:46 AM   #18
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immune system boosting:
reishe mushroom
vitamin C 1000
echinacea herb
chinese green tea
plenty of sleep
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Our house has been ravaged for the past week with the blow- out-both-ends-simultaneously stomach bug..... I am the last one... Started at 1:15 this morning. I am not a happy camper. Tried to fight it for the past few days but have given into the dark side. Total System clean out in progress. Feel and sounds like an alien is gonna pop out of my stomach
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Never ever puke on your knees ... Sit on the can and puke into a bucket. I learned this lesson. Don't ask how.
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Old 04-16-2015, 07:37 AM   #20
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what if your wearing knee pads
then are you safe?
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i use comet with the brush of course and some bleach

but i use ZEP citrus de-greaser spray for quickie maintenance
for those stumble to the toilet adventures....
works awesome ....
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