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Old 05-04-2008, 05:04 PM   #1
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The Guest That Wouldn't Leave!!!

Waiting for my sister-in-law to leave so we can eat dinner!!! Damn longest goodbye I have ever heard!!! Lets go folks I gotta eat before I drop dead!!!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:56 PM   #2
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Put on some Zappa . Maybe put on Why Does It Hurt When I Pee
That will make her leave

"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:11 PM   #3
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Larry at least it wasn't the guy that Sluggoslinger's father let stay at his house in Chatham that you are waiting to leave.

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Old 05-04-2008, 08:17 PM   #4
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Talking thats when

ya start taking off your shirt...

and stretching...yawning....

boy am i tired .... lol


hey Angie is it time to eat? heh heh heh

oh my tummie is GROWLING for food..

it always thinks ITS dinner time...
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:53 PM   #5
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ya start taking off your shirt...

and stretching...yawning....

boy am i tired .... lol


hey Angie is it time to eat? heh heh heh

oh my tummie is GROWLING for food..

it always thinks ITS dinner time...
My Dad always does the belly rub when it's time for guests to leave! Everyone knows it all too well. The shirt lifts...the monster appears...so white, so white! I'm blind!...they're out the door before the first revolution round planet malepregnancy is through!

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:48 PM   #6
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I just start striping!! I get the shirt off, then the pants, head for the table in my undies then to the couch.

Its great cause the kids never bring any one over stating they never know when I m in my undies and no want to scare anyone!!

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Old 05-11-2008, 06:16 AM   #7
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Put on some Zappa . Maybe put on Why Does It Hurt When I Pee
That will make her leave
"Weasel Ripped My Flesh" Whole band plays in different times,,different keys.. If she didn't leave, you would Larry .. Micky D's is always right down the street ..

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Old 05-11-2008, 11:10 PM   #8
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Maby dong work for yuda or the adventures of gregory peccary, the nouctournal gregarious wild swine. voooodin voodin

nothing like a little frank
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:04 AM   #9
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