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Old 07-16-2008, 12:32 PM   #1
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My stinkin neighbor

So I finally decide to take down my Christmas lights this week. I got this neighbor who drives this beatup pickup truck and he's been glaring at me for the last two days. Guy is a nosy one, it was really nice for the last few weeks he wasn't around I think he was on vacation. I pee'd on all his azaleas while he was gone That'll teach him to rag on my lights

What kind of neighbor spends all his time in a shack besides his house? Makes all kinds of noise and keeps my pet feral cat up all night. I let him go in his yard and lay his doodies. Course those lucky charms marshmallows I been feedin him make it a little runny but hey what are neighbors for?

My cousin backed into some guy at Dunkin Donuts last week. Ripped the whole rear end of the guys truck off. Come to think of it, it kinda looks like my neighbors truck.

Well gotta go, I got to finish digging the hole to plant my last years Christmas tree that I'm settin up in my front yard. Maybe that will give him something to be grumpy about
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:15 PM   #2
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Salty I just bought the house next to you...I move in next month!

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Old 07-16-2008, 01:26 PM   #3
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I see the beginnings of a great sitcom here.
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:55 PM   #4
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roflmao

Larry I had a good laugh today when I read your other post. I said to myself I wonder what his neighbor says about him...when I thought about it for a bit I thought it pretty amusing that the guy is probably posting somewhere on basket-weaving.com that his neighbor is a moron
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:11 PM   #5
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Probably thinks this guy spends hours and hours in his shed making these little fish models out of wood

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Old 07-16-2008, 02:18 PM   #6
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I see the beginnings of a great sitcom here.
"Heres a story...of a man named Larry...who was building some plugs on his own... all of them were bass producers, but his skills needed to be hoaned...
Then one day this fella found a website...and realized he wasn't alone...some of them, found his grumps amusing, others wanted to roam...
Now we're all stuck in the Grumpy forum....listening to the BigFish go on...some days it's raining sunshine...others it's pouring down..."
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:37 PM   #7
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Does that mean he tests his plugs in the See-ment pond.

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Old 07-16-2008, 02:46 PM   #8
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Does that mean he tests his plugs in the See-ment pond.
yup...did it JoeyG's seement pond ....wif a mask-n-snorkle..
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:20 PM   #9
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:38 PM   #10
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WHATEVER THEY SAY

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roflmao

Larry I had a good laugh today when I read your other post. I said to myself I wonder what his neighbor says about him...when I thought about it for a bit I thought it pretty amusing that the guy is probably posting somewhere on basket-weaving.com that his neighbor is a moron

IT ISN'T TO HIS FACE..............

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