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Old 01-28-2005, 05:03 PM   #1
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How to get out of an avalanche alive

Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
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Old 01-28-2005, 07:07 PM   #2
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I should print this out and tape up on the beer cooler.
Always keep a couple 30 packs of 16 ouncers in the car, in case ya need ta pee your way out of an avalanche

"and now my kidneys and liver hurt"

Wonder why?? drink 60 16 ouncers... my kidneys and liver hurt just thinkin about it!!!!

How the heck did he not pass out???
Oh, forgot, Slovakian, heck I think they are weened on wodka, 60 beers is a walk in the park
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Old 01-28-2005, 07:07 PM   #3
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It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:32 PM   #4
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That guy is my hero!!!
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Old 01-29-2005, 07:39 AM   #5
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Talk about using your HEAD.

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Old 01-29-2005, 09:54 AM   #6
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he saved his own life and got hammed in the process. win win situation
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:32 PM   #7
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That story reminds me of Strange Brew. Ay hoser?

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Old 01-29-2005, 02:52 PM   #8
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Don't laugh, thats exactly how I got out my back door last week
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Old 01-29-2005, 07:12 PM   #9
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Worst case scenario - we'll @ least you're drunk...
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Old 01-29-2005, 07:30 PM   #10
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you too can train yourself to get out of an avalanche
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ALL THAT AND NO D.U.I.? TED KENNEDY?
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