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Old 01-03-2011, 04:10 PM   #1
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Capesams himself

Lost touch unless he,s hiding.
I heard he hurt himself moving a large bag of money out of his way.
Sure would like to talk him into showing off his plugs on line since he,s close enough so i could swipe some of the goodest ones.
They sure are purty to look at.
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Old 01-03-2011, 04:52 PM   #2
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he's got to much sawdust in his beard
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Old 01-03-2011, 05:11 PM   #3
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I heard he was dragging a big nutsack around
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Old 01-03-2011, 05:38 PM   #4
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saw himself today, he is busy with a honey-do poject...
make a trip over to his museum, old goat, that's the best place to see his stuff, and other stuff too!....
bring a muffin or a dognut, and smile nice when he answers the door..
he might just let you in.. the muffin will go in for sure!
I let him have a cinamon roll before he left the store, with the "menu" he needed for his bosses approval...
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:43 AM   #5
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I am almost done with something for him that will make him at least drive from Chatham to Pocasset. You may be able to intercept him on his way. I will send you a PM when I know the exact time of his movement.

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saw him again today...if you are in the Chatham Harwich area you will see him around...

BTW.. Steve..(I know ya read this cra....uh.. schtuff).... asked the boss about what you expressed interest in.. he is gonna think about a number....
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Old 01-06-2011, 05:57 AM   #7
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I am almost done with something for him that will make him at least drive from Chatham to Pocasset. You may be able to intercept him on his way. I will send you a PM when I know the exact time of his movement.
O Bouy!...someday I'll get to see that place when the sun is out.Then again I don't think I could find it in daylite.

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saw him again today...if you are in the Chatham Harwich area you will see him around...

BTW.. Steve..(I know ya read this cra....uh.. schtuff).... asked the boss about what you expressed interest in.. he is gonna think about a number....
I swing by with a doz.green muffins to soften him up or was that cinnominnn w/nuts.

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I will send you a PM when I know the exact time of his movement.
Does anybody else scratch their head regarding this type of talk?

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Old 01-06-2011, 09:32 AM   #9
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Does anybody else scratch their head regarding this type of talk?
I would suggest that at Capesams advanced age, any moment there is a movement, that is a good moment.

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pick him up in a LIMO
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:53 PM   #11
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Old 01-06-2011, 04:23 PM   #12
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zeadangles It takes a lifetime to larn capecod talk.

Karl I started with good intention but that cinnamon roll smelt so good I wolfed it down and went back home

I,ll have to try again.
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Old 01-06-2011, 05:49 PM   #14
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zeadangles It takes a lifetime to larn capecod talk.
NOT to mention Cape Cod

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Old 01-06-2011, 06:10 PM   #15
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movement. LOL. I should have said migration.

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I swing by with a doz.green muffins to soften him up or was that cinnominnn w/nuts.
anyoldkind is his favorite, be it muffin, dognut, or candy bar..... man's got a sweet tooth, he (his wife) is trying to curb it, but he don't beg off when she ain't watching

found out what he paid for that.. yikes.. didn't think it could be that much..but then again i don't know squat about such things.
i doubt he'd be looking for his money back.. will ask tomorrow if i think of it... altho it looks like i might be at opposite ends of the biz from him tomorrow based on what i see on the schedule..

didn't talk to him about it today, as it was crazy as usual, and i was out in the afternoon helping with an install.....
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:37 PM   #17
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tisn't a rush job....seen her just hangin...coelectin dust...you said an I jumped..yep them gals ain't cheap new..but bet shes broken in good...dru some blood too in her years.

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Old 01-07-2011, 09:37 AM   #18
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Maybe I won't move down the cape...

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Old 01-07-2011, 10:17 AM   #19
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It's from the lead paint I think
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:05 PM   #20
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It's from the lead paint I think
I thought you guys got him to stop chewing on the window frames?

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Old 01-12-2011, 12:51 PM   #21
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I would suggest that at Capesams advanced age, any moment there is a movement, that is a good moment.



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Old 01-14-2011, 05:14 AM   #22
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Ben watchin the dog butt surf on the rug sos I gave her a tri,dang no mor havin ta wash face rags out.

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Ben watchin the dog butt surf on the rug sos I gave her a tri,dang no mor havin ta wash face rags out.
Where the hell is Karl? Need a translation of the last half of this insanity.

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Old 01-19-2011, 09:31 PM   #24
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Where the hell is Karl? Need a translation of the last half of this insanity.
fairly easy!!:

CS has been observing the dog ass drag, or "track" on the carpet..
that gives CS the idea to try it ..finds it to be satisfactory, so now, he will no longer have to wash out the face cloths, that he previously had been getting "double duty" out of....
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Ben watchin the dog butt surf on the rug

The dog loves doing this in the snow for a nice fresh butt feeling , much better then some old orange shag carpet in Chatham M"ass"
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snow will cool ya down, especillay if ya been into the hot peppers..but..shag is gentler than berber, berber leaves ya a little raw...
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fairly easy!!:

CS has been observing the dog ass drag, or "track" on the carpet..
that gives CS the idea to try it ..finds it to be satisfactory, so now, he will no longer have to wash out the face cloths, that he previously had been getting "double duty" out of....
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glad to be of help Ted..
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