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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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11-06-2003, 01:55 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
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do Pharts Have
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Pro Tool Club....
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11-06-2003, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Depends
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11-06-2003, 02:37 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Tole ya---Wendys + no gall bladder is a bad mix, bubba  |
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11-06-2003, 03:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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peanuts are lumpy .
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11-06-2003, 05:03 PM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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corn
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BOAT fish do count.
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11-06-2003, 05:13 PM
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Hey BM - Uh, technically that would be a uh, BM  |
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11-06-2003, 06:08 PM
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Shorts and Sandals
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: southeastern mass
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If ya chew before ya swallow ya won't get lumps!!!
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11-06-2003, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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It does depend...But iffin yours does have lumpies maybe you should wear depends..  |
I'm going where I'm going... 
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11-06-2003, 06:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
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sorry there sweet cheeks ....but you just crappedyerself. and throw them buggers out (in the trash not the laundry basket )
Last edited by Jenn; 11-06-2003 at 06:31 PM..
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11-06-2003, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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Well now I get it. My cousin lives in Wellfleet and is on the chamber of commerce, he also surfishes. He's complainin cause they want to pass this ordinance that any surfisherman has to ride up past race point before removing his wader belt.
He didn't quite get it, but seems tourism is down because the " beach experience" ain't what it used to be for a lot of these folks.
They say it smells like P-Town on a weekend.  |
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11-06-2003, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Ya KarlF, If I had lumpy pharts I'd use depends, too LOL  |
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11-07-2003, 01:12 PM
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Oh, just great man. That's the last time I let you ride in my sand sled.
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11-11-2003, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cranston
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Old Pharts Board
Bet you didn't know a Phart was the sharpest thing in the world!
It will go through your clothes without cutting them!!!
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11-12-2003, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Eastern MA
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spawning may be the cause...  |
shorty
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11-14-2003, 02:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Rochester, NH
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Pharts
I'm wondering if my metabolism is changing. The older I get the sooner hot food changes to ' pffffft-plop'
If I eat a hot breakfest at a diner it seems like 3 eggs, 2 sausage, 2 toast and 2 french toast takes about 33.5 minutes to turn into liquid sludge.
Any Older Pharts than 61 care to comment on this phenon....phenone.....phe...... kind of thing ????
The Olde Sarge
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The Ole Sarge
RC&SU (Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
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11-14-2003, 06:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Sarge, I don't think the diner is rinsing all the soap off the dishes.
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