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Old 03-23-2010, 06:32 AM   #1
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BBQ Humor

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine....
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
( 8 ) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:52 AM   #2
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Sounds about right... So what's your point?

OK, my wife would be behind the grille over me for everyone's health benefit....

Will be moving thread to Scuppers (jokes, etc....)

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Old 03-23-2010, 07:29 AM   #3
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For me BBQ season is 12 months! I do agree (mostly) with your 10 rules, somewhere there needs to be another beer offering?

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Old 03-23-2010, 08:36 AM   #4
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I'd rather do 1,2,3 myself.........I'm all over her leaving me alone, cleaning up, and getting the beer though.

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