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Old 12-16-2009, 11:48 AM   #1
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Let me start by using foul language and threatening everyone

Dear Grumpy old pharts,

Just kidding my fellow wind bags,
I have entered my first post in the wonderfully appropriate forum after chowing down on some boiled brussel sprouts so at any moment I could lay into a mean haymaker that would echo all the way from Turkey...

But your safe cause it would be a cyber phart but here my curtains would be on fire.

Just wanted to take this opportunity to wish my fellow grumpy old pharts a wonderful Chritmas and happy new year.
God bless old pharts, we give the world more than these imbesiles could ever realize and all we ask in return is that they just leave us the f***k alone .....

(right about now is a good time to let one go BBbbbrrrrrrrrrrruuuummmmpt.. wow .. they was a real cheek giggler

So to everyoneI send a big hug all the way from Turkey (the country not the bird) and wishing you all a great xmas and happy new year.
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:27 PM   #2
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Welcome aboard John and what took ya so long.

Originally Posted by Flaptail
"Throw plugs like we do that will cause them to suffer humility. Pogies make any fisherman look good when bass are around. Bait is easy."
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:32 PM   #3
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Hey Awesome John.....get bent ya grump! But seriously...welcome to S-B and get bent! I hope your favorite chair bursts into flames too when you blow! I can't post any happy smilies in here cause its a grump forum.......so this is the best I can do! I hope I do not lose my "Grump" rights for posting the word "smilies" in here!!!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:39 PM   #4
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Yes, welcome. I had the last of my brussel sprots from my garden last night
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Old 12-16-2009, 01:44 PM   #5
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Luv those brussel sprouts!, for real luney tunes have some beans with'em if you dare! Looking forward to your posts.----LOUIE
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Old 12-16-2009, 01:57 PM   #6
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Good to see you here, John! Now get these guys up in a lather with some of your pimping out the reel projects......

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Old 12-16-2009, 03:53 PM   #7
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Old 12-16-2009, 04:34 PM   #8
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your scary

welcome to the train of GRUMPINESS

wooooo wooooooo all -> aboard !!!!!!
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Old 12-17-2009, 11:59 AM   #9
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Okey fellow grump miesters,
Thank you for the warm welcome,
I'd like to start my first post with a true grumpy old phart suggestion..

I propose that we have the below text printed onto beach buddy posters that we paste of our ride... this way we can identify eash other on the beach

"Caution Grumpty Old Phart"

I am here to enjoy quite and solitude,
To use my years of experience to catch fish,
I am not here to answer your non stop questions an tutor you,
Too bad if you aint catching,
no one showed me nothing I learned on my own,
I put in my time, and so must you,
Do not bust my chops, stand away from my casting area,
leave me the f**k alone and most importantly .
"Have a nice day"
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Old 12-17-2009, 01:46 PM   #10
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WOW, look who they let in the back door here.

AWESOME JOHN! welcome to our nuthouse

Aren't you too happy go lucky to be a grump, I just thought you were an old salt.
I hope all is well over there in Turkey land
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:15 PM   #11
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Ey Slipknot,

good to see ya bro.....
Im so full of positive energy I need a place secret where I can be a nasty old grump phart.. I think I may have found my "phart zone"
stay well buddy....
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Old 12-17-2009, 06:14 PM   #12
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*$(*)&^%#^&*^() to you too.

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Old 12-17-2009, 08:00 PM   #13
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Hey Awesome John, are you the same one that wrote the night fishing on a RR bridge story with the drunk guy, on the other site about 6 or 7years ago?
If so please share it again with us as it's one of the funniest stories i ever read
and i can still picture it in my mind.

Even tried a search, to no avail a few years ago, to find it.

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Old 12-17-2009, 09:00 PM   #14
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watch the use of smilies in here..they're f*&%$# prohibited....and welcome...
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Old 12-17-2009, 09:16 PM   #15
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Awesome John - what are you doing in Turkey? And whereabouts? Not hiking in the western reaches I hope....

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Old 12-18-2009, 04:50 PM   #16
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Just plug it,
I will try to find that article and paste it here..
Interestingly I sent a reference of that story to Zeno to use in his salt water Journal.

John R, why am I in Turkey? "Long" story brother,
better you do a wikipedia search under awesome john for details but just to sumarize "I was tryin to do some good in the name of humanity and I got "stuck here" but I guess God knows best so good things come from everything..

wait wer are supposed to be grumpy here...

dang nabit stuck in birdland .)
I'll get home soon I hope..
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Old 12-18-2009, 10:06 PM   #17
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stay the f $#%^&*( there //ya miserable old dried up dick ><><><

ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!

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Old 12-19-2009, 05:09 AM   #18
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Hey Clammer just to bust your nuts I am coming to the USA and burning all your spots on the web...

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ya miserable old dried up dick ><><><
A mutual grumpy old phart trait we all share at our age.
Your no exception dickweed
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:02 AM   #19
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take my spots ...they are loaded with f $%^&*() bLOOOOOOOOFISH ;;

just don,t f$%^&* with the guys on this sites woman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they are mine ><><><

ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!

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