If i were President
first things i'd do
1 Make Marijuana legal to grow and cut 60% of the Mexican cartels profit margin out with one signature of the PEN increasing AMERICAN tourism by foreigners by 80%
2 i'd Slap a giant steam generation plant right in the middle of yellow stone national park
that would run continuously on geo thermal with zero pollution.
Then i'd put a slow moving tram rail system in there running on power generated by the Park that could take you to
reasonably priced hotels. same thing with the grand canyon....what a waste
3 i'd cut the BALLS off of all the conservationists ruining this country by making it virtually impossible to get anything done.
4 i'd assemble an ARMY of think tank squads to immediately go into the us patent office (to take it over) and find every single GREAT
shelved idea and turn it into more jobs and new products that would revolutionize America than you could shake a stick at.
5 i would hire the whole population of Mexico to build a second "great wall of china" all along the usa /mexican border creating JOBS for both sides for the next ten -20 years with one swoop.
Free tortillas , guacamole , chille's, carne-asada and daily fiesta's
6 i would legalize prostitution so that rape would become a thing of the PAST.
7 I would make it mandatory that all companies create a 4 day work week for their entire work force....so they can decompress
increasing tourism by 70 % . they have the option of having 2 -40 hour work ...weeks in a seven day plan.... if they wanted to.
8 I would create an artificial reef off our coast line "where feasible" establishing "ocean farming" as a number one priority
that would make the great barrier reef in Australia look small by comparison to increase fish habitat 100% and end ALL the
foreign companies dragging their nets in usa territory... ALL boats caught will be seized, stripped and sunk..... adding to the reef.
9 . I would end the internet Browser war and world domination by microsoft
and throw Bill GATES in JAIL for screwing things up so BAD with
his companies asinine ways of doing business.
10. all beaches are immediately topless if you want ...and end all the hysteria about nudity. If you get caught having sex in the sand dunes you'll be picking up trash for the rest of your life.
11 . All child molesters are shot on sight...no trial necessary.
12. BEER is sold 24/7 -
ice cold - and all the cheap as piss beer
is sent to china.
13 . i would make all guns work for only one individual with new interchangeable trigger technology and they all have to have cell phones tracking devices in all them... anyone caught with a gun
that hasn't been modified picks up trash for the rest of their life.
surveillance camera technology has to improve 500 % so no one even thinks about committing a crime.
anyone caught messing with the camera system picks up trash for the rest of their life.
immediately every single traffic intersection gets smart technology
making traffic jams non existent
I would make all golf courses dual purpose having to also be walking parks for the rest of the community on the edges , and topless
jogging is permitted
i would establish goverment sponsored tree growing that would
rival the strength of our military power.
Striped bass would be put into all the great lakes immediately
making trout the second most important fish in AMERICA for stocking.
i would create saltwater desalination plants on the coastline
every where in California , UNDERGROUND to revitalize their lousy ecomomy.
I would bring back HITCH HIKING via Craigs list and anyone commiting a crime on a hitch hiker either way...
picks up trash for the rest of their life.
which gets me to thinkin
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