Best Quotes..

[Katie]

What are some of the best quotes you have heard from people?? This has something to do with my final project due in june for history, i'm doing it now, so i can just relax when everyone else is scrambleing to get theirs done. Basically what i'm doing is making up a song, with parts of other songs and basically putting them together, kinda like a remixed song.. the song has to represent my view of america and other people that i know opinions.

[Krispy]

I wish I was back in school
You can quote me on that

[Skitterpop]

out of context

regarding the rulers and law makers of this country compared to pirates of the high seas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only one difference, they rob the poor under cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage."

[The Dad Fisherman]

Heard this one from a good ole' southern boy when I was in the Navy. Still one of the funniest saying I have ever heard

"He had a smile on his face bigger than a mule $hittin Peach Pits"


and here are a couple of quotes from one of my Favorite Movies....any guesses as to the movie.

"The sea is calm you said. Peaceful. Calm above, but below a world of gliding monsters preying on their fellows. Murderers, all of them. Only the strongest teeth survive. And who's to tell me it's any different here on board, or yonder on dry land?"

"we do not deal with justice here, but with the law"

[Rappin Mikey]

Life is like a tomato.
First it ripens, then it rots.
So, enjoy your fruits while they are plentiful.


A Bomba original

[Bronko]

"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
A conservative is a liberal who has been robbed."

[fishsmith]

Two -

MLK Jr. -
"A threat to justice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"

Master Chief Lovette USS Arleigh Burke DDG-51 -
"Do a job right and you do a job once"

[redneck24]

"my mistake, 4 coffins"

[eelman]

"even a broken clock is right twice a day"

[mikecc]

Boss: What we've got here is failure to communicate.

[Slingah]

"Just remember when your pointing that finger at someone else...there's three pointing right back at you."

[redneck24]

Originally Posted by mikecc

Boss: What we've got here is failure to communicate.

"now i can be a nice guy, or i can be one real mean sum bitch, its all up to you"

[Gotofish]

Mark Twain on golf:

"A great way to ruin a nice walk"

[lurch]

"No wonder you are sick, you are full of puke!"

[Back Beach]

You cant squeeze your a$$ cheeks after you've already S#$%%T the bed.

[boot man]

"That's what they get for building a ballpark so close to the ocean" -Oil Can Boyd after being informed that that night's game in Cleveland had been cancelled due to fog

[The Iceman 6]

"you put enough monkees at enough typewriters and eventually you'll get a sentence"

"i think a screw fell out of it sir, screws fall out all the time the world's an imperfect place"

"you set em' up and i'll knock em' back, lloyd, one by one"

"people have always been fascinated about bridges, i've been more fascinated what goes on underneath them"

"dont you look at me so smug
and say i'm going bad
who are you to judge me
and the life that i live?"

"when the grey hair is dead, magua will eat his heart. before he dies, magua will put his children under the knife, so the grey hair will know his seed is wiped out forever"

[The Dad Fisherman]

"Hey Al, You got a Nutcracker?"

"You're Lookin' at Her"

[SBASS1]

Last words by a General " They couldn't hit an elephant a that dista......."

[denport]

" The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

-George Costanza

[redneck24]

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHI%$ER'S FULL"

[redneck24]

" your name is, gay fokker"

[Jimbo]

Good fences make good neighbors. (Robert Frost)

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another (Charles #^&#^&#^&#^&ens)

[keeperreaper]

you can't put a nail where a spike once lay.

[chris L]

" It ain't over 'til it's over "

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

" I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"

" It's deja vu all over again"


" When you come to a fork in the road....Take it "

" I didn't really say everything I said "


" I want to thank you for making this day necessary"
......... Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947

On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh " We made too many wrong mistakes"


" You can observe a lot by watching "

" The future ain't what it used to be "

" It gets late early out here"

" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be "

" If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them "


yogi berra

[stripersnipr]

Ray Nagin in the midst of Katrina Chaos:

"Of course they are looting these people are Jonesin, Man".

[Saltheart]

Everyone has a purpose in life . For some its only to serve as a bad example.

[PI guy]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[seabass]

Here's a few of my favorites:
When you're dumb, you suffer.

Even the blind chicken gets a piece of corn.

If it doesn't matter who wins, then why do they keep score?

[missing link]

" I'm as happy as a clam at high tide"

" I'm gonna take you out like the trash"

" Don't write a check with your mouth your a$$ can't cash"

"Are you talking to me"

"See this watch out for that "

" YO Momma gon na knock you out"

" Told ya so"
Link Sr.